Maybe you should start taking the internet much more seriously! Thanks for lowering the bar, I mean, this forum has always upheld an untarnished standard of intelligent, well articulated and important topics but, you have ruined everything!
Instead of re-hashing topical interest polls for a cartoon, do something serious like the rest of us. Why don't you post a rubbish poem? Why don't you tell us everyday if you are still alive? Why don't you make a topic to warn us about dinosaurs? Why don't you make a topic where everyone puts asterisks on either ends of their posts and talks nonsense to each-other? Why don't you make threads that sort-of indirectly and pointlessly makes fun of people? I mean, c'mon, get into gear!