I pee'd on the line once...
i blew up the line once...when in doubt blow shi- up
Sure you blew up that line but seriously, I got a t-shirt!
Ah, see. But the thing is that you don't know if the guy who put up the sign is serious or not. Sure, nine times out of ten, your shenanigans will result in nothing more than you being a ****wad. But that one time, you end up with a two hundred pound mutant attack poodle attached to your head.
yeah but then I'll be on 1000 ways to die, for peeing on a line!!