Ok, you are good looking enough to be related to me.
As my new potential child, I firstly need you to answer a few questions.
1. Are you easily offended?
2. Are you annoying?
3. Do you think I have nice hair?
4. Do you mind if I accidently get you banned?
5. Are you funny?
6. Do you mind answering 7 questions?
7. Why do you want to be my child?
You have to get at-least 5 questions right, then I'll take you under my disgusting wing.
No. Pick me dammit.
Answer the questions then.
1. Am I easily offended? Not really
2. Am I annoying? No.
3. I LOVE your hair.
4. Do I mind if you accidentally get me banned? I am sure it would be by doing something crazy so no...it was worth it.
5. Am I funny? Yes.
6. I like answering questions.
7. Why do I want to be your child? Aside from your brilliant vids, your darling smile, and English accent? I like that you are point blank and direct.
I'm not really keen on the idea of having a child that flirts with me and thinks my smile is darling.
Here are your results:
1. WRONG!
2. Right.
3. WRONG!
4. Right.
5. WRONG!
6. WRONG!
7. WRONG!
I feel like I have dug this fictitious hole too deep now. I don't even want a child.
For the benefit of the doubt and because of your efforts, you can be my non-child internet person.
Feel free to put it in your signature.
1. Are you easily offended? Not in the slightest
2. Are you annoying? Sometimes while drunk
3. Do you think I have nice hair? Your hair is sexy
4. Do you mind if I accidently get you banned? I might be a little miffed
5. Are you funny? I have my moments
6. Do you mind answering 7 questions? Not at all.
7. Why do you want to be my child? Why not?
I'm sorry Darkish, although you answered every single question correctly. I don't care, I want a daughter.
Also, you wouldn't pay attention to my advice. I would also be worried that you may enter my room at night wearing nothing but a vest, stand over my sleeping body, breathe heavily and stab a knife into your fingers. I'm just not ready for that yet.
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