Why would you be a douchebag? A douchenozzle or a doucherocket or a douchebox...but not a douchebag.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------- In the end they will lay their freedom at our feet and say to us, 'Make us your slaves, but feed us.'
Douchebox is low. Then comes douchebag. Then douchenozzle. Then doucherocket. I'm sure there's more levels I had figured out, but I forget them.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------- In the end they will lay their freedom at our feet and say to us, 'Make us your slaves, but feed us.'
--------------------------------------------------------------------------- In the end they will lay their freedom at our feet and say to us, 'Make us your slaves, but feed us.'
Then perhaps we start a new dictionary. We shall call it "Dhampy Dictionary".
Then maybe, if we eventually move on to your life, we can call your autobiography "Dhampy: A chronicling" Or perhaps, for the subtitle: "A collected Works"