I gotta wonder what horrible online translator are you people using.
Translators are awful. haha
The chief difference is that English is almost entirely Subject-Verb-Object and occasionally Object-Subject-Verb in future tense.
While German is also mostly SVO, it has a lot more OSV and also throws in OVS to confuse people who don't pay attention.
DAS IST MEINE SONNE! NIX DEINE! Ich hasse Deutsch, ich liebe Englisch. Dhampy, du bist erstaunlich. Die Leute sind nett. Ich trinkt Beer gern.
She was insulted by the poor grammer. Her exact words: "I spent ages learning proper grammer and these people just trashed over it".
Also, she questioned shianova's post with "Is he trying to say he likes playing with himself?"
I showed this thread to my friend who speaks German.
Even an internet translator agrees with your friend.