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"I Hate The Holidays"
 
saurabhfzd  posted on Dec 25, 2009 8:05:14 AM - Report post

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*ahem* *takes a seat next to Neo7*
 
Dhampy  posted on Dec 25, 2009 10:18:19 AM - Report post

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My parents got me this Homedics back massager thing. I think I'll find someone else who wants it and regift it. Massaging hurts.
 
QueenNic  posted on Dec 25, 2009 1:22:35 PM - Report post

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I hope all of your Christmases are ****ed up disasters.

It was dull and dramatic.

Same as always.

 
AdmiralAckbar  posted on Dec 25, 2009 1:53:35 PM - Report post

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quote:
originally posted by Dhampy

I hope all of your Christmases are ****ed up disasters.

Mr. Grinch
You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch
You really are a heel,
You're as cuddly as a cactus, you're as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch,
You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!

You're a monster, Mr. Grinch,
Your heart's an empty hole,
Your brain is full of spiders, you have garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch,
I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!

You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch,
You have termites in your smile,
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Grinch,
Given a choice between the two of you I'd take the seasick crocodile!

You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch,
You're the king of sinful sots,
Your heart's a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots, Mr. Grinch,
You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce!

You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch,
With a nauseous super "naus"!,
You're a crooked dirty jockey and you drive a crooked hoss, Mr. Grinch,
Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful
assortment of rubbish imaginable mangled up in tangled up knots!

You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch,
You're a nasty wasty skunk,
Your heart is full of unwashed socks, your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Grinch,
The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote,
"Stink, stank, stunk"!

 
Neo7  posted on Dec 25, 2009 2:19:59 PM - Report post

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quote:
originally posted by Dhampy

I hope all of your Christmases are ****ed up disasters.

You got what you wanted.

 
jane29  posted on Dec 25, 2009 2:33:07 PM - Report post


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originally posted by FFQueen92

My town has a "sleigh" that drives round playing Christmas songs.

It just went by playing "Last Christmas, I gave you my heart..."

I wanted to stab my ears.

But the very next day, You gave it away
This year, to save me from tears
I'll give it to someone speciallllllllllllllllllllllll!

 
Dhampy  posted on Dec 25, 2009 2:44:31 PM - Report post

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Hello, Mr Morgan.

Oh, I'm sorry, CAPTAIN Morgan.

This is Mr Coke.

And this is Mr Glass.

And this is Mr Dhampy's Stomach.

It's a party!

 
TMH  posted on Dec 25, 2009 2:45:59 PM - Report post

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I ****ing hate christmas... All its done is tick me off....
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