Have you ever had a trammezini?
It's bread with mozzerella cheese and various toppings.
I usually have it with chicken and mayonaise
I once met these beings. They're quite good baked, though the potatoes don't scream like anything you've ever heard. It would drive lesser beings to jump off of Dive Rock while screaming "That old lady stole my pie, I will fix her like that guy, that truly annoying messed up man, everyone knows the Adoring Fan" and swinging a knife around hoping to slice open a hole in the space-time continuum and leave the planet of the potatoes without getting pwned like a sissy girl by the force of gravity and eaten alive by the potatoes.