Then your poop wouldn't clog the pipe, silly.
Also, digging up pipes SUCKS.
So does digging up dead bodies to sell to amateur surgeons and necrophiliacs.
I wrote a song, it goes like this.
Nec-ro-phi-liiiiiiiiii-a!It's a fun game of fun!Nec-ro-phi-liiiiiiiiii-a!Twice the crime if you run!Nec-ro-phi-liiiiiiiiii-a!Don't get caught in New York with a hand-gun!
Also, I don't really know the word for it. It was the pipe from the toilet to wherever the **** goes outside. But the pipe was disconnected. So it was pretty much the worst smell ever.