Hoooooooh yesh. It r bheen gesendet. xD
gho to the nhearest hairport & thell them thaaat teh Lombax shent you.
[pa]Attention, attention! We have a drunk Lombax loose on the boards! Repeat, we have a drunk Lombax loose on the boards! We caution all users to take precautions when goi-AAAAAHHHARRRGGAHGRRRRrgggg...[/pa]
*cleans wrench*
lulz whut happenenened hier?
hainwe, I ish ghooona shleeeep nhao. *hides the wrench and the sheep-o-morph*
[Edited by Ratchet_Expert, 7/29/2009 9:10:21 PM]
Spoiler:
Spoiler:
Beware Ratchet and Thrawny, you are being misunderstood by some!!!
Isn't that from No Cure for Cancer?
Indeed.
For some reason I am compelled to post Denis Leary...
I am sick and tired of hearing that ****ing speech. You know? These people come out of rehab they always have the same story. "Well you know, I became an alcoholic because my parents didn't love me enough. And then I became a junkie because my parents didn't love me enough. And I went into hypnosis and therapy and I found out that parents used to hit me." Hey! My parents used to beat the living **** out of me! Ok? And looking back on it, I'm glad they did! And I'm looking forward to beating the **** out of my kids, aren't you? For no reason whatsoever. *thbbt* "What'd you hit me for?" "Shutup and get out there and mow the lawn for Christs sake!" There's therapy for ya! Mowing the lawn and crying at the same time. "The Leary kids in therapy again. Their lawn looks great, it's unbelieveable!"
God.. "I'm just not happy. I'm just not happy. I'm just not happy because my life didn't turn out the way I thought it would." Hey! Join the ****ing club, ok!? I thought I was going to be the starting center fielder for the Boston Red Socks. Life sucks, get a ****ing helmet, allright?! "I'm not happy. I'm not happy." Nobody's happy, ok!? Happiness comes in small doses folks. It's a cigarette, or a chocolate cookie, or a five second orgasm. That's it, ok! You cum, you eat the cookie, you smoke the butt, you go to sleep, you get up in the morning and go to ****ing work, ok!? That is it! End of ****ing list! "I'm just not happy." Shut the **** up, allright? That's the name of my new book, "Shut the **** Up, by Doctor Denis Leary. A revolutionary new form of therapy." I'm gonna have my patients come in. "Doctor, I.." "Shut the **** up, next!" "I don't feel so.." "Shut the **** up, next!" "He made me feel so much better about myself, you know? He just told me to shut the **** up and nobody had ever told me that before. I feel so much better now." Whining ****ing maggots.
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