Off-Topic Discussions

*talks really fast*

C.O.W. wants us to impregnate them and Arhey is Helen of Troy b/c she wants to join C.O.W., creating a conflict of interest b/c she's Servvy's wife.

Also, Spammy is now puree b/c an old blind man accidentally ground him up in a garbage disposal while he was trying to rescue the Official [SG]Starbucks Barista that was kicked in, when Spammy Leonidas kicked him while yelling and I quote, "THISSSSSSS ISSSSS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAA."

Thrawny also thinks he's a pair of edible panties again.

Vonny betrayed me by also going to the dark side AKA C.O.W., and in result I retaliated by sitting on my sofa crying into a pint of Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream, whilst watching Sleepless in Seattle, braiding my hair and humming the words to Boys2Men songs in Spanish.

Did I explain too much?

...

Since when do edible panties have a penchant for firing giant death rays?