LAN games are connected to your own household network, not the internet. Hence the term, Local Area Network.
What you could do is create a password-protected game, post your IP and the said password, and we can all link up via a direct IP match.
i think i know where LAN stands for -.-
and ill make the game wen im done fixing my screen (already have a hlper)
my user is usally nobody
mine is as well