General Discussions

This one is stupid, What did the Salad dressing say to the fridge? Close the door I'm dressing.

The quality of jokes is gradually deteriorating *gives everyone evils* .... i will save the day.

A blonde and a redhead were sitting together having drinks, when the blonde noticed a man walking towards them with an arm full of long stem red roses. The blonde says to the redhead, "isn't that your husband coming carrying all those roses?"

The redhead says, yes it is.

The blonde responds by saying, "Oh you are so lucky".

The redhead says, "No I'm not. All that means is that I have to spend the whole week-end flat on my back, with my legs in the air and spread apart."

The blonde says, "Oh my, don't you have a vase to put them in"?

wierd

Whats the fastest food??

Scon

but good.

this is a funny thing in the first harry potter moviel.....

*im not a wizard im just harry*

eh i dont get it 😵

hes not a wizard hes just harry(as in 'hairy' good one mmf)

There was 12 blonds and a Redhead mountain climbing. The rope was about to break and the redhead tells a touching spech about how she was gonna save all the blonds and kill herself, All the blonds start clapping.