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Joke Corner for a laugh..
 
Mirraluka  posted on Jul 22, 2013 8:22:36 AM - Report post

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Hi folks, lets have a laugh, tell us all your best JOKES for a good laugh.

for Starters:-)

I know 9 facts about you:
Fact 1: You are reading this.
Fact 2: You can't say the letter 'm' without touching your lips.
Fact 3: You just tried it.
Fact 4: You're smiling.
Fact 6: You're smiling or laughing again.
Fact 7: You didn't notice I missed fact 5.
Fact 8: You just checked it.
Fact 9: You're smiling again.

[Edited by Mirraluka, 7/22/2013 8:35:52 AM]

For good measure.

Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!"
*Nobody stands up*
Teacher: "Im sure there are some stupid students over here!!"
*Little Johnny stands up*
Teacher: "Ohh, Johnny you think you're stupid?"
Little Johnny: "No... i just feel bad that you're standing alone..."

[Edited by Mirraluka, 7/22/2013 8:38:14 AM]

 
deeppurple  posted on Aug 01, 2013 8:09:53 AM - Report post

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ok...............Why is the Starship Enterprise like toilet paper?

...Because it flies around Uranus picking off K******s....

 
Mirraluka  posted on Aug 01, 2013 10:41:15 AM - Report post

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ok...............Why is the Starship Enterprise like toilet paper?

...Because it flies around Uranus picking off K******s....

That is a very funny and a clever joke, it seems the members on CHU don't like jokes lol must be all serious ppl.

 
LordVenator  posted on Aug 01, 2013 11:02:10 AM - Report post

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It's cause this is the internet, and internet is Link.
 
Mirraluka  posted on Aug 01, 2013 2:25:35 PM - Report post

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quote:
originally posted by LoopDaLoop

It's cause this is the internet, and internet is Link.

Seriously Loop have a look at the OFF-TOPIC DISCUSSIONS and you say this is serious, something wrong here dude with great respect to you and that's not the reason ppl do not post jokes here.

 
ArchDuke  posted on Aug 01, 2013 2:53:35 PM - Report post


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quote:
originally posted by Mirraluka

quote:
originally posted by LoopDaLoop

It's cause this is the internet, and internet is Link.

Seriously Loop have a look at the OFF-TOPIC DISCUSSIONS and you say this is serious, something wrong here dude with great respect to you and that's not the reason ppl do not post jokes here.

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You made this topic, say people don't post jokes oh my god its the end of the world then don't understand his post?

 
kingkob  posted on Aug 01, 2013 3:53:41 PM - Report post

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What does a blonde do when her computer freezes?

She sticks it in the microwave..

 
deeppurple  posted on Aug 02, 2013 8:29:28 AM - Report post

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Ok,here's another.....What did Mr.Spock find in Captain Kirk's Toilet?

........The Captains Log.........

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