The very first line.
WHEN DID ELITE BECOME A MOD (GOES BACK INTO TIME MACHINE)
Well he's been a mod since before your reign as "King Of CheatHappens" began... I don't know any other way of putting it.
If that had been any more corny it'd be Kansas.
I don't recall Zackman becoming the king...
I gotz me guillotine sharpened and ready to go.
He's not, nobody likes him. But saying so just feeds the troll.