OMG! You're FFQueen92?! Why didn't you tell me? All this time I thought you were someone else!
I'm sorry Ackie, I didn't mean to hide it!
NO! DON'T TALK TO ME, YOU... YOU SUCCUBUS! I FEEL SO DIRTY!
You know you love feeling filthy. Don't deny it.
Dirty... And yes you know me so well. But even the Devil has to know the playing field in order to corrupt people. The power of Christ compels you!The power of Christ compels you!
*cackles and flits away*
Huh? What's going on here? The 2kY old Zombie? POTATO SALAD COMPELS YOU!
Either that or it's just that demon flesh sammich I ate earlier.