While definitely nowhere near as much as it is in hentai, there was one time I was jacking it and released way more than I normally do (and ever want to again).
I hold a tissue over my dick when I'm about to finish so I can catch it all without spilling, but for some reason, this just outright overflowed and was starting to get on my hand. It was flowing down and was about to drip onto the floor, so I instinctively moved the tissue in my other hand to wipe it off, which was a mistake because there was a glob of semen that the tissue couldn't absorb and dropped on the floor. While this was happening, little did I know, my little D wasn't done spitting yet, and it was running along my shaft and onto my boxers. After wiping most of it, I had to go back to the bathroom and wash the rest that got stuck in my pubes off.
Cleaning up was hell that night; I wasted so much more tissue and alcohol than I needed to.
In case anyone wants to know what I was jerking it to that night:
Sony PS Vita Playstation 3
XBox 360 Nintendo Wii U
Nintendo Wii Nintendo DS Nintendo 3DS / 3DS XL
Sony PSP Playstation 2
X-Box Gamecube
Game Boy Game Boy Color Game Boy Advance
Playstation Nintendo NES Super Nintendo Nintendo 64
SEGA Dreamcast SEGA Genesis SEGA Saturn
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