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SPOILERS=SPOILERS=SPOILERS=SPOILERS=SPOILERS=SPOILERS=SPOILERS=SPOILERS %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%# # # CONTENTS ######## %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%##ROAD## ##RAGE## ###### =1=- - - - - - - VERSION HISTORY ## =2=- - - - - - - INTRODUCTION =3=- - - - - - - STORY =4=- - - - - - - GAME BASIC =4A= - - - - - - GAME CONTROLS =4B= - - - - - - GAME SCREEN =4C= - - - - - - PAUSE SCREEN =4D= - - - - - - GETTING A FARE =4E= - - - - - - EARNING EXTRA TIME AND MONEY =4F= - - - - - - ROAD RAGE AND SAFE TRIPS =5=- - - - - - - MAIN MENU =5A= - - - - - - DEMOS =5B= - - - - - - NON PLAYABLE CHARACTERS =6A= - - - - - - ROAD RAGE MODE =6B= - - - - - - EVERGREEN TERRACE =6C= - - - - - - ENTERTAINMENT DISTRICT =6D= - - - - - - SPRINGFIELD DAM =6E= - - - - - - NUCLEAR POWER PLANT =6F= - - - - - - DOWNTOWN =6G= - - - - - - SPRINGFIELD MOUNTAINS =7=- - - - - - - END OF GAME SCREEN =8=- - - - - - - NEW VEHICLES AND STARTING LOCATIONS =9=- - - - - - - SUNDAY DRIVE =10= - - - - - - MISSION MODE =10A=- - - - - - MISSION 1- WILLIE'S PAPER SHREDDER =10B=- - - - - - MISSION 2- HOMER ON THE RUN =10C=- - - - - - MISSION 3- BARNEY'S RAGE =10D=- - - - - - MISSION 4- OTTO'S DRIVING TEST =10E=- - - - - - MISSION 5- SNAKE'S DAY OFF =10F=- - - - - - MISSION 6- THEY'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE =10G=- - - - - - MISSION 7- SAVE THE HOVER CAR =10H=- - - - - - MISSION 8- NOT THE TREES =10I=- - - - - - MISSION 9- KRUSTY'S ESCAPE =10J=- - - - - - MISSION 10- BURNS ARENA =11= - - - - - - HEAD TO HEAD =12= - - - - - - OPTIONS =13= - - - - - - QUOTES =14= - - - - - - SECRETS AND SHORTCUTS =14A=- - - - - - EVERGREEN TERRACE =14B=- - - - - - ENTERTAINMENT DISTRICT =14C=- - - - - - SPRINGFIELD DAM =14D=- - - - - - NUCLEAR POWER PLANT =14E=- - - - - - DOWNTOWN =14F=- - - - - - SPRINGFIELD MOUNTAINS =15= - - - - - - BURNS TRANSIT BUS STOP LOCATIONS =15A=- - - - - - EVERGREEN TERRACE =15B=- - - - - - ENTERTAINMENT DISTRICT =15C=- - - - - - SPRINGFIELD DAM =15D=- - - - - - NUCLEAR POWER PLANT =15E=- - - - - - DOWNTOWN =15F=- - - - - - SPRINGFIELD MOUNTAINS =16= - - - - - - CHEATS =17= - - - - - - PLAYABLE CHARACTERS AND VEHICLES =18= - - - - - - COMPUTER VEHICLES =19= - - - - - - FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS =20= - - - - - - FAQ PLANS =21= - - - - - - CLOSING WORDS %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%# # # =1= VERSION HISTORY ######## %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%##ROAD## ##RAGE## ###### ## 1.0- 7/7/03- Finished! For expected updates see the FAQ Plans section. 2.0 12/7/03 Made BIG changes today Updated the art at the top and added the Playable Characters And Vehicles section. %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%# # # =2= INTRODUCTION ######## %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%##ROAD## ##RAGE## ###### ## So I move on to the best Simpsons game to date. This is probably the most difficult FAQ I've written but it was enjoyable. It's mostly complete but for whats up and coming check the FAQ Plans section. I apologise in advance for my bad spelling, this is mainly due to my keyboard playing up. The ' i ' button and the ' c ' button especially. Well thanks a lot to all whole take the time to read this FAQ. Please send all your questions, queries, suggestions and contributions to Phat8astard03@aol.com. Please do not Email me over something that is already answered in the FAQ. Thanks again! %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%# # # =3= STORY ######## %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%##ROAD## ##RAGE## ###### ## Here is the kinda cheesy story from the manual. Springfield. City on the move- or is it? This once-bustling borough has been brought to a stand-still by the malignant magnate C. Montgomery Burns. The man who owns the nuclear power plant has bought out the Springfield Transit Corparation and is sapping the wallet of every Johnny Commuter and Janie Buspass in this fair town. The dastardly devil has even converted the buses to nuclear power and has given his drivers free reign to wreak havoc on this hamlets otherwise sleepy streets. But look out, Mr. Burns- the good people of Springfield are rising up to take on your transportation tyranny. They're arming themselves with their cars and are braving the bumper-to-bumper mayhem to provide a shuttle service for the stranded citezenry. Will these chivalrous chauffeurs, these vigilante valets bring down Montgomery's mass transport monopoly, or will evil keep it's grip on the wheel? Only time will tell. %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%# # # =4= GAME BASIC ######## %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%##ROAD## ##RAGE## ###### ## %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%# # # =4A= GAME CONTROLS ######## %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%##ROAD## ##RAGE## ###### ## Accelerate..............X button or Right analog stick up Stop/Reverse............O button or Right analog stick down Steering................D-Pad or Left analog stick Handbrake...............Square Button or R2 button Horn....................Triangle Button or L1 button Look Back...............L2 button(does not work in Bumper view) Reset Vehicle...........Select Button Pause Game..............Start Button %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%# # # =4B= GAME SCREEN ######## %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%##ROAD## ##RAGE## ###### ## This is the screen on which you play the game (the driving bit). I will explain the different sections to you. In the top left hand corner, in yellow is the game time remaining. When this has expired, you will get the 'end of game' screen. Below the game time is the money which you have earned so far. Next to both of these is the 'trip timer'. When this expires, your current fare will leave the vehicle. A constant sound will be heard when you have only 10 seconds left. A hand is in the top center of the screen. This hand points in the direction you need to go to deliver your current fare. When you get more experienced with the game, you find yourself using this less and less. In the top right hand corner is your Road Rage/Safe Trip status. In the bottom left is the town map. Find your way around using this. %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%# # # =4C= PAUSE SCREEN ######## %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%##ROAD## ##RAGE## ###### ## In the pause screen, there are many options. Select continue to resume the game. Select Sound Settings to adjust your music, SFX and dialog volumes. You can also select your preferred camera angle, turn the vibration on/off, restart your current run or quit to the main menu. %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%# # # =4D= GETTING A FARE ######## %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%##ROAD## ##RAGE## ###### ## To get a fare, stop inside the flashing blue rings around a character. They will get in and tell you where they want to go, and you must get them to their desnation before the 'trip timer' expires. The desination area id marked with golden lights. %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%# # # =4E= EARNING EXTRA TIME AND MONEY ######## %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%##ROAD## ##RAGE## ###### ## There are many different ways to earn money and extra time. Here are the ways to do so- *Every second of a trip is worth about $10 *Every second left on the 'trip timer', when a fare is complete earns you bonus cash. * If you fail toget a passengerto their desination on time, you still keep the cash earned from that trip so far. *You can earn extra time and money for the speed of a trip. The tip boundaries are- Slow Trip- Between 0% and 20% of trip tiner left= +$25 +0 seconds Normal Trip- Between 21% and 35% of time timer left= +$50 + 1 second Fast Trip- 36%+ of trip timer left= +$100 +3 seconds *If youcrash into the green 'Burns Trnasit Bus Stops', you will recieve +2 seconds. %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%# # # =4F= ROAD RAGE AND SAFE TRIPS ######## %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%##ROAD## ##RAGE## ###### ## You can also earn extra money by the way of Road Rage or Safe Trip. If a white sign saying 'Avoid traffic for bonus' appears when you pick up a passenger, you can earn a 'Safe Trip' bonus. Simply hit less than 3 vehicles on your trip to earn the bonus. When you get to the destination, you will recieve the bonus which is +$250 and +5 seconds. If a red sign saying 'Destroy stuff for bonus' appears, when you pick up a passenger, then you can earn a 'Road Rage' bonus. Destroy the number of listed objects, before the end of the trip. If you do this, the Road Rage bonus is +$1000 and +5 seconds. Below is a list of destroyable objects. Trees, lamp posts, mail boxes, fire hydrants, road signs, fences, bus stops. barrels, barriers, boxes, telephone boxes, tyres, fruit stalls, small huts, benches, chairs, gnomes, statues, gravestones. %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%# # # =5A= MAIN MENU ######## %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%##ROAD## ##RAGE## ###### ## There are 5 options in the main menu, they are- ROAD RAGE Beat the clock to deliver passengers, make money and earn rewards. SUNDAY DRIVE Explore Springfield at your own pace. MISSON MODE Help your favourite characters achieve their goals before time runs out. HEAD TO HEAD Compete head to head to deliver passengers to ther destinatons. OPTIONS Load saved games,choose skill level, configure controller and other options. After a few seconds, you have not selected an option, demos of each of the characters who you have unlocked will be shown, i.e If you have unlocked no new vehicles, Homer's, Bart's, Marge's, Lisa's and Grandpa's will be shown. %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%# # # =5B= DEMOS ######## %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%##ROAD## ##RAGE## ###### ## HOMER- FAMILY SEDAN- Homer skids onto the screen knocking over a red mail box and a parking meter, shouting 'WOOHOOO! I got the need for speed...and money. BART-SOAP BOX RACER- Bart rushes on screen in the soapbox, which he and Homer built. Then says 'I'm Bart Simpson who the hell are you?' MARGE-CANYONERO- Marge comes on screen and knocks downa green garbage bin, a mail box and a lamp post and then drives onto a green podium which says ' F-Series Canyonero'. Observant people will note that Marge destroyed the Canyonero inthe episode in which Homer gave it to her. Marge shouts 'Everyone better stay out of my way!' LISA-ELEC-TAURUS- Lsa drives onto the screen in her white Elec-Taurus , at which point the Elec-Taurus becomes unplugged. Lisa says 'Get ready for electrioc speed.' GRANDPA-SHRINERS CART-Abe drives on screen in his white shriners cart (from the episode 'I'm With Cupid) and crashes it repeatedly into a fire hydrant saying 'Watch where your going ya idiot'. GROUNDSKEEPER WILLIE-TRACTOR- Willie comes on screen and does a wheelie in his tractor shouting 'Get ready for some big-Willie style' KRUSTY THE KLOWN-KLOWN KAR- Krusty zig-zags onto the screen and suddenly brakes, being thrown forward anddong a front flp. Then sayng 'Hey, Hey!, time to make some kablingy...I mean mazulians' and then kneelng down. APU-SPORTS CAR- Apu does a 2-wheeled stunt in his red sports car saying 'driving this car is more dangerous than the night shift at the Quik-E-Mart, but what the heck! BARNEY-PLOW KING- Barney backs up the Plow King and dumps all of the snow, in the back, onto Homer. Barey says 'Ohh is it my turn to drive already?', while Homer shouts 'DOH!' MOE-SEDAN- Moe drives his Sedan (more observant viewers will realise that Homer drove thios into a river) to the front and a panda pops out of the boot causing Moe to shout 'Vamos, get out of here, scram! Hey this is mine I swear. OTTO-SCHOOL BUS- Otto drives on screen, and immedatley knocks over 3 red cones. He reverses and reverses, until he flattens the last one, saying 'All right! All right! This is way better than driving those stupid kids. CHEIF WIGGUM-COP CAR- Wiggum speeds onto the screen with his sirens on, he then skids to a halt at the front, sending donuts all over the road. He thensays 'Never fear, Cheif Wiggum is around', then he opens more donuts NED FLANDERS-STATION WAGON- Ned drives in with clouds above him in the sky. When he reaches the fore screen, the clouds part and a heavenly light is on him. He then says 'Ned Flanders at your sir-diddly-ervice. HOMER-MR.PLOW- Homer zigzags through deep snow in his red Mr.Plow singing 'Go Mr.Plow, that's my name, that name again is Mr.Plow. REVEREND LOVEJOY-BOOK BURNING MOBILE- Reverend Lovejoy skids along the pavement scattering books onto the floor. At which point a burning green book called 'Little Women' hits the screen and Reverend Lovejoy shouts 'Come and ride in the lords chariot'. SNAKE-LI'L BANDIT- Snake bursts onto the screen, quickly pursued by Cheif Wiggum, they both leave the screen,to the right. Cheif Wiggum's tyre rolls back on screen followed by Snake who skids to a halt at the front of the screen. Wiggum shouts 'Freeze Hairball! and Snake cooly says 'Alright let's go smash things'. PROFFESOR FRINK-FLYING CAR- Frink loses control of his red flying car and shoots from right to left and then from left to right. Then he settles but one of his afterburners shoots off and Frink say 'That monkey is going to pay', at which point the afterburner lands in the mddle of the road. %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%# # # =5B= NON PLAYABLE CHARACTERS ######## %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%##ROAD## ##RAGE## ###### ## The following are characters who you can't play as but appear as passengers and by standers. MS.KRABAPPLE- Barts school teacher. Wears a green cardigan and a skirt, has ginger hair. Quote- PRINCIPAL SKINNER- Springfeld Elementary School Head. Wears a blue suit and has grey hair. Quote- 'It's tme for another exciting visit to the box factory. TEEN- Loser! Gets all the worst jobs. Wears a red hat and an apron, has blonde hair. Quote- 'Please don't tell my boss you saw me!' DR. NICK- Mentally ill doctor, wears a doctors white over coat and has black hair. Quote- 'Hi Everybody!' MAYOR QUIMBY- Bent town Mayor. He's chubby and wears a blue suit. Quote-'Move it you moron!' RALPH WIGGUM- Cheif Wiggums son, threatens you with jail when you deliver him late. Straight, black hair. Quote- Yay Boxes! HANS MOLEMAN- Old, decrepid, needs someone to kill him. Wears a white shirt, and has glasses and a walking stick. Quote- 'Please kill me' COMIC BOOK GUY- Fat and lazy, cares not for anyone else. Wears a blue T-Shirt and pink shorts. Quote- 'Worst videogame ever! MILHOUSE- Bart's weird looking best friend. Wears glasses and has blue hair. Quote-It's comin' up Milhouse NELSON- The school bully. Wears a torn waitcoat and a red shirt, he has long brown hair. Quote- I gotta post bail for my mom. BUMBLEBEE MAN- Spanish slapstick TV bee. Funnyly enough he wears a bee costume. Quote- AyAyAy! JASPER- Grey hair and biard, with a grey waistcoat. Is a reident at the Springfield Retirement Castle. %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%# # # =6A= ROAD RAGE MODE ######## %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%##ROAD## ##RAGE## ###### ## Select 'Road Rage' and you will be asked to select a driver. If you leave the cursor on a character, but do not select them, then their demo will be shown. At the start of the game the only characters available are Home, Marge, Bart, Lisa and Grandpa. To see how to unlock more go to the 'New Vehicles/Starting Locations' section. Once you have selected your desired character, you will be asked your starting location. At the start of the only location available to you is Evergreen Terrace. Others to unlock are Entertainment District, Springfield Dam, Nuclear Power Plant, Downtown and Springfield Mountains (see 'New Vehicles/Starting Locations'for more details). %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%# # # =6B= EVERGREEN TERRACE ######## %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%##ROAD## ##RAGE## ###### ## DESCRIPTION-Homer call Evergreen Terrace 'the swankiest street in the classiest part of Pressboard Estates' and it would be hard to argue with him. It has all the ingredients for good, wholesome family living: Springfield Elementary School, Springfield Community Church and Springfield Retirement Castle. Stop in for a quick bite at Krusty Burger, or pick up some supplies at the Kwik-E-Mart for a savoury home-cooked meal. This is what small-town living is about. PLACES OF INTEREST- Patty and Selma, Kwik-E-Mart, Willie's Shack, Skinner's House, Krabapples, Retirement Castle, Grocery, Wiggum's House, Millhouses, Church, Krusty Burger, Baby Sitters, President's House, Smithers Apt, Gas Station, Lovejoy's House, Molemon's, Apu's Apt, Barney's Apt. DIFFICULTY TO DRIVE- 1/5 %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%# # # =6C= ENTERTAINMENT DISTRICT ######## %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%##ROAD## ##RAGE## ###### ## DESCRIPTION- Located on a seedy side-street just a couple of blocks away from the heart of the Entertainment District,Moe's Tavern has everything a local watering-hole should have: beer and barstools. If food is what you are after, pop in for all-you-can-eat seafood at the nearby Rusty Barnacle, or go up-scale at Planet Hype. Then why not catch a movie at the Springfield Googaplex or the Aztec Theatre? But the entertainment doesn't end there! Take a tour of the Duff Brewery, get in some hot mini-golf action at Sir Putt-A-Lots or play ten frames at Barney's Bowl-A-Rama. Yes, Springfield has it all. PLACES OF INTEREST- Moe's, Googaplex, She She Lounge, Rusty Barnacle, Frying Dutchman, Duff Brewery, Tattoo Parlour, Kng Toot's, Noiseland Arcade, Box Factory, Bowl-A-Rama, Planet Hype, Aztec Theatre, Gilded Truffle, Dating Service, Mini-Mall, Grandma's World, Krusty Burger, Fiesta Terrace, Candy Most Dandy, Try N Save, Circus Of Values, Phineas Ice Cream, Lardlands Donuts. DIFFICULTY TO DRIVE- 2/5 %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%# # # =6D= SPRINGFIELD DAM ######## %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%##ROAD## ##RAGE## ###### ## DESCRIPTION- The original Springfeld Dam was just a shoddy, hollow thing, constructed by the evil Cecil Terwilliger, who wanted to blow it up and drown the city. Thanks to Bart, Lisa and his own brother Sideshow Bob, he failed- but the flimsy dam collapsed anyway. The hearty people of Sprngfield rallied, and the new dam stands as a symbol of the towns pride and resilience. take some time to explore it and it's scenic environs, including Mayor Quimby's Mansion, Kamp Krusty and Rancho Relaxo. Steer clear of the Stonecutter's Lodge though- strange things always seem to be afoot around there. PLACES OF INTEREST- Interesting House, Kamp Krusty, TNT Storage, Builders Shack, K Radio, Rancho Relaxo, Stonecutter's, Jittery Joe's, Quimby's Mansion. DIFFICULTY TO DRIVE- 3/5 %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%# # # =6E= NUCLEAR POWER PLANT ######## %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%##ROAD## ##RAGE## ###### ## DESCRIPTION- Can you feel it? That tingling in your bones? Well yes, that's partly because of the radiation, but mainly because you're in Burn's territory now! The Springfield Nuclear Power Plant dominates the landscape here, from t's main office to it's gaint turbines, to the cut-off valve that Homer plugged with his ample frame, thus averting a nuclear meltdown. And then there's the fuel rod and nuclear waste storage areas. Is it me or does the Springfield Isotopes baseball field (property of C. Montgomery Burns) seem to be just a bit to green? PLACES OF INTEREST- Main Gate, Turbines, Cut-Off Valve, Run-Off Stream, Emergency Generator, Leftorium, Baseball Diamond, Community Centre, Springfield Mall. DIFFICULTY TO DRIVE- 3/5 %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%# # # =6F= DOWNTOWN ######## %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%##ROAD## ##RAGE## ###### ## DESCRIPTION- Perhaps no song has captured the sprit of downtown Springfield better than 'Springfield, Springfield' by Bart Simpson and Millhouse Van Houten. 'Springfeld, Springfield, it's a hell of a town: the schoolyard's up and the shopping malls down. The stray dogs go to the anmal pound.' Besides the security of having the police station nearby, downtown Springfield also has some good shopping- stop by the Android's Dungeon for the lastest ssue of Radioactive Man, or get some genuine WWII-era weaponry at Herman's Milatary Antiques. Look out 5th Avenue! PLACES OF INTEREST- Clown Collage, Cathedral, Hospital, Sit and Rotate, Springfield S+L, Sushi Yes, Happy Sumo, Singing Sirloin, City Hall, Palace Of Fine Arts, Copy Jalopy, Black Box Bar, Social Club, Stadium, Painless Dentist, Plasma Center, Veteren's, Herman's Military Antiques, Police Station, Frink's Apt, Bus Depot, Airport, Area 51A, School For Girls, Android's Dungeon, Observatory, Museum, Burns Casino, Teen's Apt, Shorty's Diner, Convention Centre, Library. DIFFICULTY TO DRIVE- 3/5 %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%# # # =6G= SPRINGFIELD MOUNTAINS ######## %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%##ROAD## ##RAGE## ###### ## DESCRIPTION- Have you had it up to here with the hustle and bustle of the city? Then head for the beauty and serenity of the Springfield Mountains! Take in sweeping, panoramic views of downtown Springfeld while cruising with your sweetie to Inspiration Point. The air is crisper and cleaner up here, although you may notice a foul stench when you reach the peak- that's where Mr. Burns has his mansion. From there, it's all downhill to the Springfield Gorge.Better get up some good speed if your goIng to try and jump it! PLACES OF INTEREST- Tire Fire, Burns Mansion, The Gold House, Biggest Toilet, Cementry, Springfeld Gorge, Gas Station, K Radio. DIFFICULTY TO DRIVE- 3/5 %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%# # # =7= END OF GAME SCREEN ######## %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%##ROAD## ##RAGE## ###### ## When you have run out of time (the game timer has expired) you will be taken to the End Of Game Screen. Krusty The Klown will appear on a TV screen and announce your rating. You are rated as follows- $0 Loser $1-$999 Grandma $1,000-$2,999 Timid $3000-$4999 Destructive $5,000-$6999 Reckless $7000-$9999 Insane $10,000-$12,499 Speed Freak $12,500-$14,999 Gazelle $15,000 + Madman After you have been given your rating, the top 10 greatest scores are shown. To begin with they are default but as you get better scores, your name will appear more and more. There is an example below- 1.MAX $24,538 2.MAX $22,025 3.MAX $19,376 4.MAX $18,844 5.MAX $17,456 6.MAX $16,424 7.MAX $15,762 8.MAX $13,378 9.MAX $13,076 10.MAX $12,877 Above are my high scores from 14th June 2003. I'd prefer it if you didn't make comments about my great/pants ratings The progress screen is now shown. It tells you how much cash you earned on the prevous run, how much cash you have totally, how much cash you need for a new reward, how many vehicles and neighbourhoods you've unlocked and how many missions you have completed. See below for an example. Gain Next Reward $9,287 800,000 Total You Need $700,001 99,999 Vehicles 17 of 17 Neighbourhoods 3 of 6 Missions 10 of 10 If you have a previously saved game, after this screen the game will auto-save. %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%# # # =8= NEW VEHICLES AND STARTING LOCATIONS ######## %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%##ROAD## ##RAGE## ###### ## To earn new vehicles and starting locations you must earn certain amounts of money, these are- $1,000 $10,000 $30,000 75,000 100,000 125,000 150,000 200,000 250,000 300,000 400,000 500,000 600,000 700,000 800,000 900,000 1,000,000 When you have passed one of these landmarks, you will have a choice to unlock either a new vehicle or a new starting location. This option will appear on the End Of Game Screen. When you have $1,000,000 you will unlock the End Of Game Movie, which goes as follows- Mongomery Burns is sat at his desk and is complaining "I've had it with you people complaining about my 'scary glowing buses'. I haven't seen a display of civil disobedience since the summer of love. You want the transit system back? Then take it, but don't think for a moment that you've seen the last of Monty Burns! Muphaahaha!" At which point Burns pulls the red-topped lever to his left. You are now plunged into the opening credits. You can skip them if you like, but they are quite good. In OPTIONS you can now watch the movie at anytime. %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%# # # =9= SUNDAY DRIVE ######## %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%##ROAD## ##RAGE## ###### ## When you have selected Sunday Drive mode you will need to select your character. Once you have done so you will need to select your starting location. When you both your character and your starting location, you will begin your Sunday Drive. In Sunday Drive mode you can browse the town at your lesure. There is no time limit and you don't earn fares, though you still pick up passengers. This also means that there are no Road Rage or Safe Trip bonuses. As there is no time Burns Transit Bus Stops do not give you the extra 2 seconds, as in Road Rage Mode. Sunday Drive is useful for two main reasons. One is that if you are new to the game, you can learn how to play. And two, is that you can learn a whole manner of shortcuts and side alleys that do not appear on the map, that could make your trips quicker. Also you can find the locations of things such as Burns Transit Bus Stops, to earn those extra seconds. %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%# # # =10= MISSION MODE ######## %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%##ROAD## ##RAGE## ###### ## Mission Mode Screen On the mission mode screen , there is the trip timer, your mission status and the area map. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- In mission mode you must complete certan tasks with a character, in a set time. If you complete all 10 missions, then you will be rewarded with 'Car Built For Homer'. Now when you select Homer you will have the choice to drive the Family Sedan or Car Built For Homer. I have given each mission a difficulty rating out of 5. 5 being the hardest, 1 the easiest. The things which you must knock over are surrounded by the small neon blue rings as passengers are. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- The Missions =10A= Mission 1- Willie's Paper Shredder Difficulty- 2/5 Time Allowed- 1 minute Description- Mr Burnns has bought up the Springfield Shopper and filled it pro-transit propaganda. Willie won't let this stand. he needs to seek out and destroy 12 of 20 newspaper boxes before time runs out. How Do I Get It?- The way which I am going to tell you isn't the only way, but it is the way which I find easiest. This will go for all of the missions. When you start, you will notice that you are in Willie's bright red tractor. To destroy the boxes simply crash into them hard. 1. The first one is ahead of you, on the right hand pavement. 2. Follow the road along and the next one is next to/underneath the green sign saying 'Springfield Entertainment District'. 3. Take the left hand fork and a little way along on the left hand pavement, is another. 4. Carry on along the road and there is one on the right hand pavement, near a Sideshow Bob WANTED poster. 5. Keep following the road over the bridge and there is one on the right hand pavement, next to an orange building. 6. A little way after that, there is one underneath the sign saying 'OH STREET CAR!.' 7. Along the road still, there is one on the right hand pavement, next to some gnomes. 8. Stay on the pavement and drive a little further and there is another. 9. Go to the left hand pavement and there is one on the street corner, next to a tree. 10. From here go over the flower beds and there is one dead ahead of you on the pavement. 11. Take the left hand fork in the road and on the righthand pavement, next to a graffitied wall is another. 12. Carry on along this pavement and there is the final one on the street corner, next to an orange building. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- =10B= Mission 2- Homer On The Run Difficulty- 2/5 Time- 25 seconds Description- Mr. Burns found out that Homer left work to watch the baseball game and is planning to sneak back into work. Bart has to drive Homer bacck to work without beng hit by Mr. Burns. How Do I Do It?- This one is pretty easy. Once Homer is in the car, head out of the baseball stadium, by the tunnel straight ahead of you. Take a right and follow the perimeter of the grey fence. When the fence turns upwards, keep following it. When a gap in the fence appears, (where the road is), go through it. Look to your and you will see the destination marker in yelloe neon lights. Get here and drop Homer off, wth Mr. Burns driving into you otherwise the mission is failed. *Note Mr.Burns can appear anywhere on the mission, not just at the very end. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- =10C= Mission 3- Barney's Rage Description- Barney has a rough night and he's going to take it out on the towns various mascots. He needs to find and destroy 12 mascots, before time runs out. Difficulty- 3/5 Time Allowed- 45 seconds How Do Do It?- I gave this 3/5 dfficulty due to the fact that the Plow King isn't the easiers thing in the world to maneuver. 1. From the start there is a mascot ahead of you in the corner of the park. 2.Cut diagonally across the park (past the Jebadiah Springfield statue) and there is the second one, on the other corner. 3. From the last one turn left and there's one of the left hand pavement. 4. Carry on forward and there is one on the planter between the roads. 5. Carry on along this plant and there is another one. 6. At the end of the planter look right and there is one on the street corner. 7. From the last one, a little way along the road, on the left hand pavement, next to the 'Springfeld Savings and Loans' sign, is another one. 8. From the last one, on your 1st rght there is one on the street corner. 9. Carry on along this side of the pavement and there is another one. 10,11,12. From here head towards the stadium (the big black building ahead of you and to the left, with the Moe's sign on) and the entrance is in the right hand side. On your way in there are 2 more, but if you don't get those, there are 3 nside the stadium. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- =10D= Mission 4- Otto's Driving Test. Description- It's time for Otto's annual driving test. He he knocks over 15 of 20 street lghts at the mini mall before the time runs out he gets to keep his licence. Difficulty- 3/5 Time Allowed- 30 seconds How Do I Do It?- From the start, reverse 180 and get the 4 behind you. Then go to your right and there are 2 rows of 5 street lights (at the right hand large car park). When you have smashed all of these, look across the street and you will see more street lights. You only need one of these to finish the mission. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- =10E= Mission 5- Snakes Day Off Description- Snake is out on parole and has decided to wreak hovoc at the power plant as part of his community service. If he runs over 20 barrels of nuclear waste Mr.Burns won't have any fuel left for buses. Difficulty- 3/5 Time Allowed- 50 seconds How Do I Do It?- 1.From the start head forward and next to a tree is a barrel. 2,3,4. Carry on in a straight line from the previous barrel to get the next 3. 5. Before the purple building, take a left- the barrel is here. 6. After this, hang a quick left and another is here. 7. Carry on in a straght line from the last and here is the next one. 8. Take a right, around the corner and the next one is left hand side of the big blue building. 9. Hang a right after the blue building and there is another. 10+11. Carry on and the next 2 are next to a planter and next to a big pink building respectively. 12. Carry on and the next one is in front of you. 13. After the last 1 hang a quick left and the next one is on the road that goes to the cooling tower. 14,15,16,17. All of these are around the right hand side of the cooling tower. 18,19,20. Just follow th grass around the back of the power plant. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- =10F= Mission 6- They'll Never Take Me Alive Description- Grandpa Simpson forgot to take his medication and is convinced that the garbage cans along the road are out to get him. He needs to knock over 12 garbage cans before time runs out. Difficulty- 3/5 Time Allowed- 40 seconds How Do I Do It?- 1. From the start, go down the hill and get the one on your left. 2. Then look to your due right and there is one ahead of you. 3,4,5,6. Now head over the dam collecting these 4 along the way. They are all on the left hand side of the dam,next to the white (kerb?) 7. When you come off of the dam, follow the road and there is one between the fork in the roads. 8,9,10. Carry on along the road which you are follwing to gain 3 more. 11. You now need to jump over the broken dam, so you need some serious speed. When you make it there is a can as soon as you land, to your left. 12. The final one, is further along the road, which you have just landed on, on the right hand pavement. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- =10G= Mission 7- Save The Hovercar Description- Proffesor Frink has just developed a fuel-efficient hover- car and Mr. Burns is determined to destroy it. he and Mayor Qumiby must get to City HJall to patent his inventon. Watch out for Mr.Burns Difficulty- 3/5 Time- 35 seconds How Do I Do It?- Go straight ahead, as soon as Mayor Quimby is in the car. Take your second right (the one after the bridge) and head along the freeway, until it ends. At the end is City Hall. Try and avoid all traffic and especally Smithers and Mr.Burns. These two appear about 3/4 of the way along the freeway, and try to get a head on collision with you and will bring you to a halt, so if you get stopped, it's unlikey that you will complete the mission. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- =10H= Mission 8- Not The Trees Description- Lsa just found out a logging company is hopping down tree in Redwood Forest. She is going to disrupt their plans by knocking over 24 ples of their neatly stacked piles of wood. Difficulty- 4/5 Time Allowed- 50 seconds How Do I Do It?- You don't actually have to knock over 24 piles of wood what it means is pieces of wood. There are 3 pieces of wood to a pile. 1. From the start, drive up the hill. Once at the top you should see a pile of wood on your left, under a Duff beer sign. Mission Status- 3/24 piles. 2. Now take the right hand fork, and go over the bridge. A little way along is a pile on the left hand side of the road. *Occasonally after you have taken the fork Mr.Burns appears. Be careful not to get hit by him. 3. A little further along is another pile under the brown railway bridge. 4.Just after the last one is a right turn. Take this and get the first pile you come to. 5. Quickly do a 180 turn and carry on up the road whch you turned off. There s a pile next to The World's Biggest Toilet. You should now have 15/24 wood piles. 6. Follow the road around until you come to the Gold House and there is a pile outside here. 7.carry on along the road and go over the wooden bridge. Take the uphill road on your right. At the top of here is another. 8. The final one is just along there road from the last one. *Note you will have to be quick as one mistake could mean failure. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- =10I= Mission 9- Krusty's Escape Description- Krusty The Klown is tired of dealing with all of the tour buses that follow the street signs that mark the path to his house. He needs to knock down at least 15 of the signs to throw them off track. Difficulty- 2/5 Time Allowed- 1 minute How Do I Do It?- This one is relatively easy. 1. As soon as you start, head forward and at the bottom of the hill, on the corner is the 1st one. 2.Take a left and there is one at the beggining of the planter, which is separating the roads. 3. At the bottom of the same road, on the right hand corner is another. 4. At the bottom of this road, hang a right at the junction. On the left hand pavement is another. 5. Carry on and on the same side of the pavement, there is another, next to a Burns Transit Bus Stop and a tree. 6. Further along on the other side of the road, next to a brown building, is the next. 7. Carry on and on the same side of the road is another next to the gas station. 8. On a bit further and on the opposite side of the road is another next to a Burns Transit Bus Stop. 9.Just after that there is one between the fork in the roads. 10. Take the left hand fork and there is another one on the left hand side of the road. 11.Carry on along this road and you will come to another, on the left hand side of the road. 12. Carry on forward (don't take the right hand road) and there is the next one on the right hand pavement. 13. Further along this road is one, on the left hand pavement. 14. On the next right hand turn, there is one on the street corner. Next to Mort's Deli 15. The final one- Cut diagonally across the park and the last one is on a corner next to a Burns Transit Bus Stop. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- =10J= Mission 10- Burns Arena Description- Homer is going to get Mr.Burns once and for all by destroying the statues in his garden. Each statue is made up of 2 or more pieces. Homer needs to break 20 pieces before time runs out. Difficulty- 3/5 Time- 45 seconds How Do I Do It?- From the start go forward (through the hedge) and the camera angle will change. Simply destroy 20 pieces o statue in the time. Be careful of Mr.Burns. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%# # # =11= HEAD TO HEAD ######## %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%##ROAD## ##RAGE## ###### ## When you select head to head mode, the first thing which you need to do is select your target earnings. This is the amount of money you need to reach to win. The options are $5000, $10,000, $15,000. Each player must then select their desired character. Then your starting location, the only available options are- Evergreen Terrace, Entertainment District, Nuclear Power Plant and Downtown. For some reason unbeknown to me Springfiield Dam and Springfield Mountains are not available. Head to Head mode is the two player section. Two players race for one fare. The person who delivers the fare to their destination earns $1000. You must be the person to deliver the fare to claim the money. If you don't get to the fare first, don't worry because if you crash into your opponent at a good speed, the fare will come and hop in your car. You can also lose fares in the same. The game is only finished when a player reaches the target target earnings selected before the game. *Note when you pick up the passanger, a flag appears in the top right hand corner. %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%# # # =12= OPTIONS ######## %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%##ROAD## ##RAGE## ###### ## LOAD GAME Select this option and you can load up a previously saved game, or start and entirely new game. CONTROLS Here you can set your controller configuration to Configuration 1 or Configuration 2. GAME DIFFICULTY Here you can set the game difficulty. Easy- Start with 75 seconds Medium- Start with 50 seconds Hard- Start with 40 seconds On a higher difficulty level, you can earn more, money, but have less time to earn it in. SOUND SETTINGS Set music, sound effects, voice volume. Also set sound to stereo/mono. VIEW HIGH SCORES View your top ten highest scores. VIEW CLOSING MOVIE If you have earned $1,000,000 (completed the game) you can view the crappy end og game again. GAME CREDITS See who made the game. Normally I just skip the game credits but these are enough to make me watch.It has animations of it's creators and comments from Comic Book Guy. Worth a watch. %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%# # # =13= QUOTES ######## %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%##ROAD## ##RAGE## ###### ## Here are a few of the best quotes from the playable characters in game. HOMER- 1.Go Mr.Plow that's my name, that name again is Mr.Plow 2.I didn't ask for your life story. 3.What part of get in don't you understand? 4.U-S-A-!-U-S-A-! 5. The sticker price is $82,000 6. Do you have any barf bags? I don't feel so good. 7.Touchdown! 8.BORING! 9.Ow! My head! 10.That's a spicy meatball! 11.Lets do this thing! 12.What now? 13. Eat-My-Dust! 14.That was too easy. 15. Homer for hire at your service. 16.Now that's driving! 17.Woohoo! What driving! 18.Seatbelt, smeatbelt. 19.Ooo! Can I come? 20. Would you like a reciept? Too bad. 21. Whatever... 22.Move outta my way Jerkass! 23.Tip please. 24.I feel bad about myself. 25. Get in- I've got candy. 26. All right! 27. Where to mac? 28. Thank you! 29. Let's do this thing. 30. Son of a... 31. It's crashing time! 32. Damn Straight! 33. Oohh! I bit my tongue... 34. Did I do great or really great? 35. I hope you didn't puke. 36. careful, don't sit on my nachos. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- BART- 1. I'm Bart Simpson, who the hell are you? 2. No Problemo. 3. Don't, have a cow man, I'll get you there. 4. It's time for some road rage- Bart Simpson style. 5. You got it! 6. Fine by me. 7. Don't have a cow man I'll get you there. 8. Safe and Sound. 9. Get out of the car man! 10. All right! 11. Glad to be of service. 12. Thank you for riding with Bart Simpson Incorparated. 13. Bart Simpson at your service. 14. Whoa! 15. All right, all right, chill man. 16. Where can I take you? 17. Don't forget to write. 18. Kowabunga dude! 19. Welcome aboard. 20. And here we are. 21. Welcome to the Bart-zone. 22. Oops! 23. Welcome to your destination. 24. Let's go mac, haven't got all day. 25. What the?... 26.CCOOOLLLL!!!! 27.I'm Bart Simpson, who the hell are you? ----------------------------------------------------------------------- MARGE- 1.I hope the traffic is nice LISA- 'Electric cars can only go so far' 'No not the precious life giving trees' GRANDPA- 'Move outta the way you idiot' 'Get outta my motorcar' 'No talking while I'm drivin!' WILLIE- 'Get ready for some big style' 'Who's Willie now!?' KRUSTY- 'Careful, don't sit only Mr.Teeny 'What are you lokkin at? Ain't ya never seen a drunk clown before?' 'Don't be frghtened by my appearence, I'm a trained professional Harliquin. APU- 'The meter has been running since I saw you' BARNEY- 'Take me to the Duff Brewery, the happiest place in the world' 'I sold my drivers licience for a box of wine' 'I think I did something last night I need to confess, though I'm not sure what it was' MOE- 'Is that some sorta crack?' 'Adios, you useless tool' 'Shut your head hole' Otto- 'Rock On Dude!' 'Welcome to the magical mystery bus' CHEIF WIGGUM- 'Official police bussiness, I'd tell ya where I'm going, but then I'd have to kill ya' 'Have no fear, Cheif Wiggum is here' 'Sometime I keep a sandwich in my holster. NED- 'Okaly-Dockaly-Doo' REVEREND LOVEJOY- 'Come and ride in the lord's chariot' 'Time to make some filthy filthy money' 'Well, if it isn't the spawn of Satan' SNAKE- 'All right! Let's go smash things' 'This is so muh better than being in prison' 'I should take time to enjoy my parole more often' FRINK- 'That monkey is going to pay' 'Please take me home and refrain from mocking me' %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%# # # =14= COMMONLY USED SECRETS AND SHORTCUTS ######## %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%##ROAD## ##RAGE## ###### ## =14A= EVERGREEN TERRACE 1. Next to the sign on the pink building about greyhound racing. Before the orange sign which says 'Stop The Planet Of The Apes, I Want To Get Off'. 2. Crash through the door of the Elementary School. 3. There is a small downhill dirt track to the left of the great, big, long, pink building, that has lots of windows, (I think the building is Krabapple's) 4. Across the road from the orange 'Springfield Grocery Store'. It's an alleyway between a pink and brown building. 5. Across the road from the Church is an open space of grass. Just to the right is a big, brown, long sewage pipe. You can drive straight through it. 6. Behind the Church you can get to the watering hole. 7. Opposite the Babysitters, there is an alleyway, next to a sign saying 'BURNS TRANSIT I WANT YOU!' 8. To the right of the Retirement Castle is a dirttrack, running behind the block of building, which starts with a yellow building. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- =14B= ENTERTAINMENT DISTRICT 1. The Duff Brewery-just drve through the green panels. 2. To the right of the She She Lounge.Go up the sand ramp and over the roof. 3. Opposite the Tattoo Parlour (near Moe's). 4. On the right hand side of the Try N Save. 5. Through the pink castle at the mini golf course. 6.Smash down the fence under the Moe's and Duff advertising signs (head towards Plant Hype from the Rusty Barnacle and you will see it on the way. 7.Smash down the fence next to the Gilded Truffle. 8. You can cross from road to road next to the bridge where the two roads straddle each other (the lower on is the housing estate). 9. Behind the Bowl-A-Rama, through the trees. 10. Behind and to the left of the Googaplex, through the trees. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- =14C= SPRINGFIELD DAM 1. You can drive up and down the side of the new dam. 2. from the start, drive until you reach the first real corner and then look left of the road and there is a grassy bank. You can drive up this and cut off one of the hairpins (turns). 3. From Quimby's Mansion, look past the TNT Storage and you will see a path going into the cliff. Go through this tunnel and it brings you out at the far side of the broken dam. 4. Go to the barn with the truck across it, on the bank to the side of it is a dirt track leadng you eventually to the bottom of the dam. 5. From Kamp Krusty (far side of new dam) take the road to your left. If you have enough speed, you will be able to jump the broken dam, which is at the end of the road. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- =14D= NUCLEAR POWER PLANT 1. if you go to the cooling towers, then you can drive inside the power plant. 2.You can get inside the baseball stadium. 3. At the far end of the river (near where you start) there is a dirt track running up and down to the river. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- =14E= DOWNTOWN 1. Opposite Hermans Military Antiques 2. Through the green panels of Area 51A. 3. The drains can prove to have many short-cuts. The drains are located under the freeway. 4. Near the Convention Center is The Esculator To Nowhere. This is really just a big jump. 5. Behind Nelson's house (opposite Snake's Apt) is a dirt track. You cann also access the track. You can also access the track- *Behind 24/7 *Behind PhineasQ. Butterfats Ice Cream Parlour 6.Next to Area 51A is a plane with a platform and a car. Drive up the platform with speed and you can jump the plane. 7.From the previously mentioned plane, head down the runway, which it is facing and at the end is a dirt track and a jump. When you have gone over this jump, turn around a you can go back over (the shortcut works two ways). 8. Opposite the Plasma Center and next to Cheque$ Ca$hed is a railroad. 9. As you enter Springfeld Park, from the side which the Singing Sirloin is on, on your right is a red car on a platform. Drive up this platform with speed to make the jump. 10. In the planter in between the road, in front of the girls school, is a jump. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- =14F= SPRINGFIELD MOUNTAINS 1. You can go inside Burns's mansion, by crashing through the doors. His mansion is situated up the hill from the cemetry. 2. You can get on the railway at numerous points when it crosses the road, but t doesn't lead to anything important that I know of. 3. At the end of the tunnel which is near Burns' mansion and the cemetry is a jump. If you are going fast enough, you will land in the car park. But if your not going fast enough then you won't get over the barrier and you will fall down Springfield Gorge. If you do this you will be reset at the mouth of tunnel. 4. When you land in the previously mentioned car park, on your right hand side is a dirt track, that will take you back to the tunnels. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%# # # =15= BURNS TRANSIT BUS STOP LOCATIONS ######## %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%##ROAD## ##RAGE## ###### ## =15A= EVERGREEN TERRACE 1. As soon as you begin there is one on the right hand street corner. 2. Next Reverend Lovejoys House (it's all purple) and also next to a green Android's Dungeon sign. 3. To the left of the elementary school, next to an 'Eat Deer' sign. 4. In front of a yellow house with a purple roof, on the housing estate behind Krabapple's. 5. In front of Patty and Selma's. 6. At the side of the orange Springfield Grocery Store. 7. Next to the Church ----------------------------------------------------------------------- =15B= ENTERTAINMENT DISTRICT 1. Opposite the tattoo parlour. 2. Outside Krusty Burger (opposire Moe's). 3. Outside Only Hardware (across from Duff Brewery and gas station). 4. Outside the gas station, across from Moe's. 5. Outside Java The Hut (across from the Rusty Barnacle). 6. After the prevously mentioned Burns Transit Bus Stop, go a little way down the road, and just after the Moe's advertising sign is another. 7. Across the road , betwee the fork, across the road from the gas station (near Planet Hype). 8. Across the road from the left hand car park of the Googaplex. 9. Across the road from the Girlesque (around corner from Noiseland Arcade). 10. Outside the Bowl-A-Rama 11. On the pavement, outside the car park of the Mini-Mart. 12. Next to Fiesta Terrace, next to a Sideshow Bob WANTED sign (Fiesta Terrace is an orangy pink building). ----------------------------------------------------------------------- =15C= SPRINGFIELD DAM Sorry I couldn't find any on this area. If you know one E-Mail me at Phat8astard03@aol.com ----------------------------------------------------------------------- =15D= NUCLEAR POWER PLANT 1. Outside the Springfield Community Center. 2. To the left of the baseball stadium. 3. In the car park, to the right of Springfiield Mall (near shop list on a pole). 4. On the outskirts of the same car park. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- =15E= DOWNTOWN 1. across the road from the Police Station. 2. Outside veterens. 3. Outside the Cathedral. 4.On the road in front of Clown Collage. 5. Outside the mult-storey car park next to the stadium. 6. Next to a planter, outside the stadium. 7. On the street corner of the road which has balloons of the Simpson family suspended above it. 8. Across the road from Channel Six, which is a pink building. It is on the same road as the Hospital. 9. Across the road from the Popsicle Stick Skyscraper, which is near Sushi Yes. 10. Next to Sit And Rotate. 11. Next to Sprngfield S+L (the bank). 12. Outside City Hall. 13. Outside hall, on the corner of the park which Jebadiah Springfield is in. 14. In the opposite corner of 'Jebadiah Park'. 15. Outside the Library. 16. Outside the Convention Center. 17. Next to the Esculator To Nowhere. 18. As you enter Springfield Park there is one next to the red car on a platform. 19. Outside Springfield Drive-In (near the Singing Sirloin) 20. On the walkway of the intersecton which has a great big hole in it. 21. Outside the Bus Depot. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- =15F= SPRINGFIELD MOUNTAINS 1. Outside Tire Fire. 2. Outside The Worlds's Largest Toilet. 3. Outside the Gold House. 4. Outside the Cementry. 5. Just about the tunnel after the Gold House. 6. When you have made the jump at the end of the afore mentioned tunnel, there is one on the road leading to the car park, which you just landed in. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%# # # =16= CHEATS ######## %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%##ROAD## ##RAGE## ###### ## I do not agree with cheating, but there are some of you who do, so here they are- Hold down L1 and R1 in the OPTIONS section and input- CHRISTMAS APU- Triangle, Triangle, O, Triangle COLLISION LINES- Triangle twice, and X twice FLAT PEOPLE- O, O, O, O HALLOWEEN BART- Triangle, Triangle, 0, X MORE MONEY- Square, Square, Square, Square NEW CAMERA VIEWS- Triangle, Triangle, Triangle, Triangle NEW YEARS KRUSTY- Triangle, Triangle, O, Square NIGHT MODE- X, X, X, X BURNS TRANSIT BUS- Triangle, Triangle, Square, X MR.BURNS- Triangle, Triangle, Square, Square SOAPBOX CAR- Triangle, Triangle, Square, O square FREEZE CLOCK- O, Triangle, Square, X PILGRIM MARGE- Triangle, Triangle, O, O To undo the cheats, simply input them again. Apparently for the holiday characters, there are certain dates which they are unlocked on. I presume that these are on the same day as each holiday, but stand by for confirmation. *Note the holiday characters occupy the ? section on the character select screen. %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%# # # =17= PLAYABLE CHARACTERS AND VEHICLES ######## %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%##ROAD## ##RAGE## ###### ## Here it is my vehicles section. There are 5 sections to each character Description, Speed, Accelaration, Handling and Overall. I have done tests for the Speed and Accelaration sections and the results of these tests are below- SPEED RESULTS The speed test was this. From the starting point of Downtown, I drove each character from this point to the City Hall, via the freeway as fast as I could. There were no crashes in the final times. These results are only a guide for me and for you. They will not indefinatley decide the ratings for speed for each character. I know that the results are very close, but I need some way of separting the ratings. _____________________________ |POS.| CHARACTER | TIME | | ___|_______________|________| | 1 | Frink | 31.02 | | 2 | Mr.Plow | 31.73 | | 3 | Snake | 31.81 | | 4 | Lisa | 31.89 | | 5 | Cheif Wiggum | 32.04 | | 6 | Barney | 32.34 | | 7 | Ned | 32.39 | | 8 | Willie | 32.51 | | 9 | Apu | 32.56 | | 10 | Homer-Sedan | 32.61 | | 11 | Grandpa | 32.73 | | 12 | Homer-CBFH* | 32.77 | | 13 | Rev Lovejoy | 32.78 | | 14 | Bart | 32.84 | | 15 | Marge | 32.92 | | 16 | Krusty | 33.27 | | 17 | Moe | 34.85 | | 18 | Otto | 34.92 | |____|_______________|________| *Car Built For Homer ACCELRATION RESULTS The Accelaration test was this- At the runway next to Area 51A, there is a plane. With the back of the vehicle touching the plane, I drove each car into the wall at the end of the runway, as fast as I could. Same as before, I know the times are close, but I've gotta get the ratings somehow.The results are below- _____________________________ |POS.| CHARACTER | TIME | | ___|_______________|________| | 1 | Frink | 04.45 | | 2 | Homer-CBFH* | 04.69 | | 3 | Cheif Wiggum | 04.86 | | 4 | Apu | 04.86 | | 5 | Bart | 04.88 | | 6 | Otto | 04.97 | | 7 | Snake | 04.95 | | 8 | Lisa | 05.03 | | 9 | Krusty | 05.03 | | 10 | Mr.Plow | 05.06 | | 11 | Barney | 05.14 | | 12 | Homer-Sedan | 05.19 | | 13 | Ned | 05.19 | | 14 | Grandpa | 05.20 | | 15 | Marge | 05.29 | | 16 | Willie | 05.38 | | 17 | Moe | 05.44 | | 18 | Rev. Lovejoy | 05.71 | |____|_______________|________| * Car Built For Homer ----------------------------------------------------------------------- THE VEHICLES HOMER- FAMILY SEDAN CAR DESCRIPTION- Pink family Sedan that is een in vrtually every episode. has a dint on the corner. SPEED-6/10 Middle of the pack speed is about right here. ACCELARATION- 6/10 Again middle of the pack. HANDLING- 7/10 Above average steering, light, sensitive, little or no understeer. Easily performs 180's. OVERALL- 6.5/10 This is a very ordinary car, average, normal, middle of the road. But if you try the game in it, it seems to be much better. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- HOMER- CAR BUILT FOR HOMER CAR DESCRIPTION- The yellow car unlocked in mission mode was built for Homer, by Homer, in the episode where Homer found his brother. SPEED- 6/10 Is only lower middle in terms of speed, but still, not the slowest. ACCELARATION- 8/10 Has great accelaration, finishing second in the tests. HANDLING- 7/10 Virtually same as the above apart from it has better 180's. OVERALL- 7/10 Overall, should really get a better rating than this, but it's what the averages come to. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- BART- SOAP BOX RACER CAR DESCRIPTION- This white, shuttle shaped soap box was built by Homer and Bart. SPEED- 5/10 Not too fast, but again not the slowest. Finished 14th in the tests. ACCELARATION- 7/10 Great accelaration, above average. Finished 5th in the tests. HANDLING- 4/10 a little heavier than I thought, not all that sensitive. struggles to complete 180's. OVERALL- 5/10 Below average, could be better. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- MARGE- CANYONERO CAR DESCRIPTION- Marge's red Canyonero is a huge big car type thingy and was given to her by Homer (who didn't realise that it was seen as a womans car). SPEED- 4/10 Very slow, probably due to it's size. Finished 15th in the tests ACCELARATION- 4/10 Again fnished 15th in the tests, again due to it's size. HANDLING- 5/10 heavy, hard to turn, though does the 180 with relative ease. OVERALL- 4/10 really not one of choice here. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- LISA- ELEC-TAURUS CAR DESCRIPTION- Lisa'a white Elec-Taurus is a soft top white electric car with light blue headlights. SPEED- 8/10 Finished 4th in the speed tests- no slouch. ACCELARATION- 6/10 8th in the tests, middle of the road. HANDLING- 8/10 Light, sensitive, easy turning, performs 180's easily. Avoids oncoming traffic easy too. OVERALL- 7.5/10 A great car, one of the better ones in the game. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- GRANDPA- SHRINERS CART CAR DESCRIPTION- TThis white shriners cart is from the episode 'I'm With Cupid', when he was driving it for Apu. SPEED- 6/10 11th in the tests- not a bad result really. ACCELARATION- 5/10 14th in the tests not good at accelarating. HANDLING- 5/10 Light, too sensitive, fast turning, oversteer, can lose control. 180's are okay. OVERALL- 5/10 not all that good really, but I think it performs better in practice. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- WILLIE- TRACTOR CAR DESCRIPTION- Willie's bright red tractor has 'Willy' written in yellow on the side. It is seen in numerous epidsodes. SPEED- 6/10 Middle of the line here 8th in the test- average. ACCELARATION- 4/10 16th in the tests, one of the worst. HANDLING- 5/10 heavy, slow to react, hard turning. 180's are not a problem. OVERALL- 5/10 below par, like to many of these vehicles in the game. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- KRUSTY THE KLOWN- KLOWN KAR CAR DESCRIPTION- Krusty's classic clown car is small, white and is colourful with coloured stars and such all over it. SPEED- 4/10 16th in the speed test not good at all, scrapes a 4. ACCELARATION- 6/10 Here there is a small mprovement in the accelartion and it's not even a greta postion at 8th. HANDLING- 6/10 heavy, but has good turning- 180's are easy. OVERALL- 5.5/10 Just below par here, but the handling isn't bad. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- APU- SPORTS CAR CAR DESCRIPTION- Apu has a red sports car with a large yellow logo on the front. This car was seen in the 'I'm With Cupid' episode also. SPEED- 6/10 9th in the test, a little disappointing for a sports car. ACCELARATION- 8/10 Now this s what you expect from a sports car, though still a bt disappointing at 4th position. HANDLING- 8/10 Light, good turning, no under or oversteer, easy to control. Does 180's easily. OVERALL- 7.5/10 Another graet car, but for a sports car it's a bit of a let down. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- BARNEY- PLOW KING CAR DESCRIPTION- Barney buys the purple and grey Plow King in the same episode which Homer buys Mr.Plow- when Springfield is covered in deep snow. SPEED- 7/10 Barney finished a suprising 6th in the tests. For such a big vehicle it has done great. I expected a 4 or 5 before the test. ACCELARATION- 5/10 It again finished suprisingly high at 11th. However, I think this down to the length of the vehicle more than the accelaration. HANDLING- 4/10 Heavy, hard to turn, slow to react, can do 180's. OVERALL- 5/10 I think this a rather high score for such a useless, unused vehicle. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- MOE- SEDAN CAR DESCRIPTION- Moe's Sedan s green with a pink flower on the front and is falling to bits. The Sedan was destroyed by Homer as an insurance job. SPEED- 4/10 17th in the tests. I don't know what happened. It might have been a freak result, so I marked it up. ACCELARATION- 4/10 Again 17th, disappointing. HANDLING- 6/10 average weight, average turning, not bad reaction. Can do 180's. OVERALL- 4.5/10 This score greatly suprises me as I use Moe quite alot in the game and I do quite well with him. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- OTTO- SCHOOL BUS CAR DESCRIPTION- The school bus is seen in most episodes. It looks like a normal school bus- big and yellow. It strongly features in the episode 'Das Bus'. SPEED- 3/10 LAST in the speed tests no good to those speed freaks out there. ACCELARATION- 6/10 Otto finished 6th in the test, but again I put that down to the length of the vehicle. HANDLING- 3/10 Heavy, needs a wide berth for turning, oversteer, slow reactions. Can do 180's. OVERALL- 4/10 Probably the worst driver in the game THE END. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- CHEIF WIGGUM- COP CAR CAR DESCRIPTION- Looks like any ond police car with the Springfield Police Dept. logo on the side. It is seen in many episodes. SPEED- 7/10 5th in the test, nice and speedy. ACCELARATION- 8/10 3rd in the test, great accelaration obviously. HANDLING- 8/10 Average weight, great turning, good reactions, okay generally. Can do 180's. OVERALL- 8/10 A great all-around car. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- NED- STATION WAGON CAR DESCRIPTION- Ned's large, blue station wagon is seen in quite a few scenes. SPEED- 7/10 A suprising 7th in the speed test, battled against it's size. ACCELARATION- 5/10 13th in the speed test, about the expected outcome. HANDLING- 6/10 Average, weight, average turning, average reactions, average everything. can do 180's. OVERALL- 6/10 An average car, could perform if you make it. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- HOMER- MR.PLOW CAR DESCRIPTION- As said before this was bought in the episode when Springfield was covered in deep snow. The Mr. Plow is red with a plow on the front- amazingly enough. It was bought just before the Plow King. SPEED- 8/10 Before the test I thought this a steady mover. But when it finished 2nd I was proven wrong. ACCELARATION- 6/10 10th in the test average, avearge, average, boring, boring, boring. HANDLING- 7/10 Average weight and turning with good reactions. Performs 180's. OVERALL- 7/10 One of my personal favorites, again let me down. It seems to me I did the game the hard way. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- REVEREND TIMOTHY LOVEJOY- BOOK BURNING MOBILE CAR DESCRIPTION- Large, library-shaped, blue van, has a smouldering pile of books in the back. SPEED- 5/10 13th suprisingly high for such a crappy vehicle. ACCELARATION- 3/10 LAST the worst accelarator. HANDLING- 4/10 Bad turning, reactions, general control. Does 180's. OVERALL- 4/10 Lucky to get this in my opinion. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- SNAKE- LI'L BANDIT CAR DESCRIPTION- Bright red sports car- featured in the episode which Homer bought it at auction and where Snake and Homer destroyed the 'murder house' with the car. SPEED- 8/10 3rd in the speed test- well deserved in my opinion. ACCELARATION- 7/10 7th is not a bad result, just aboe average. HANDLING- 8/10 Good turning, reactions , everything really. Lightweight. 180? No problem. OVERALL- 8/10- Another one of my favorites, this time dong well. Another great car. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- PROFESSOR FRINK- FLYING CAR CAR DESCRIPTION- Bright red flying car, has after burners on the back and shockingly enough- flys. SPEED- 9/10 FIRST in the speed not amazingly faster than the others but there you go. ACCELARATION- FIRST accelaration too, this time a good way ahead. HANDLING- 9/10 Light graet turnng and reactions. 180? Easy. OVERALL- 10/10 I know it only comes to 9/10 but I thought it deserved a bonus point. And the fact that I wanted to give a 10/10. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Here are the final results, these beng each characters overall results. The ones who are equal are separated by by nothing. _____________________________ |POS.| CHARACTER | RATING | | ___|_______________|________| | 1 | Frink | 10/10 | | 2 | Snake | 8/10 | | 3 | Cheif Wiggum | 8/10 | | 4 | Lisa | 7.5/10 | | 5 | Apu | 7.5/10 | | 6 | Homer-CBFH | 7/10 | | 7 | Mr.Plow | 7/10 | | 8 | Homer-Sedan | 6.5/10 | | 9 | Ned | 6/10 | | 10 | Krusty | 5.5/10 | | 11 | Bart | 5/10 | | 12 | Grandpa | 5/10 | | 13 | Willie | 5/10 | | 14 | Barney | 5/10 | | 15 | Moe | 4.5/10 | | 16 | Marge | 4/10 | | 17 | Otto | 4/10 | | 18 | Rev. Lovejoy | 4/10 | |____|_______________|________| %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%# # # =18= COMPUTER VEHICLES ######## %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%##ROAD## ##RAGE## ###### ## There are only 3 vehicles to really bother about- yourself, Burns and Burn's Transit Buses, but for the sake of completeness I've included this section. The cars don't have official names what I know of so I've made them up or used some others. BURNS AND SMITHERS- Appears at the start of every level to try and scare you off. He also appears at random points around each level to try stop you (he stops you dead) or to hinder you. You can tell when Burns is approaching you because he says 'Gettim Smithers' a few seconds before. BURNS TRANSIT BUSES- Burns Transit Buses appear a lot around each level. All they really do is cause as much chaos as possible, so be careful of these as they block your path and try and stop you from delivering your fare. AMBULANCE- Does exactly waht it says- it's an ambulance. It is white, with a big green cross and sirens if you didn't already know. These ambulances don't do very much, they don't save people or drive to emergencies. Like the rest of the cars- they are there for the attractiveness of the game. PERRENIAL- Is a general car, drives around, does nothin' comes in pink. MOONBEAM- Also another pointless car, drves around does nothin' comes in blue. BUG- Small car, comes in green. MANNANA- Average size car, comes in brown, pink, green, turquiose, white, red. COP CAR- Black, white with sirens and the SPD badge on. These aren't actual cop cars as they don't aprehend criminals, not even if you crash into them and turn them on their roof. HERMES- Seems to appear less than other cars, comes in blue. TRUCK- Red or silver cab with a silver back, these appear alot less than other cars. They are suprisingly light, but I uppose it's due to it's insignificance. PICASSO- So far I've only seen these parked in car parks, but I may be wrong. Comes in red. GOLF- As with the previous, I've only seen these in car parks, they come in white. SPORTS- I'm almost sure the only places these appear are on a couple of drves on Evergreen Terrace and the car park at the Power Plant. Comes in yellow. DUMPER- The only place I have come across one of these is on Evergreen Terrace next to the dirt track, next to Krabapple's. Red cab, black dumper and yellow mud guards. %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%# # # =19= FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS ######## %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%##ROAD## ##RAGE## ###### ## Some of these have appeared on the message board, but some are questions which I think need answering. This section will grow in time. Q. What does the ? do on the player select screen? A. See Cheats section. Q.Which do you think the easiest money-making location is? A. In my opinion it would be Downtown. %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%# # # =20= FAQ PLANS ######## %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%##ROAD## ##RAGE## ###### ## It has come to my attention that there are some so called Infinate Routes, which I will find out more and put in the FAQ. I would like to put in a Playable Vehicles section, but I must find out how to do this without it being to simalar to other FAQ's. THE VEHICLES ARE DONE. %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%# # # =21= CLOSING WORDS. ######## %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%##ROAD## ##RAGE## ###### ## Thanks to all who have read my FAQ. Please send all your questions, queries, suggestions and contributions to Phat8astard03@aol.com. Please do not Email me over something that is already answered in the FAQ. Thanks again! # # # ######## ##ROAD## ##RAGE## ###### ##