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shianova posted on Aug 20, 2010 1:01:11 PM - Report post

I'm so tough, I sleep with a pillow under my gun.

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Foxxie-kun posted on Aug 20, 2010 1:52:56 PM - Report post

I'm so tough I hit over 1500 Vital Energy Points on a single human body before he could even blink, and then I said "There's no use fighting back, you're already dead." And then he was like "What'chu talkin' bout man? I feel fi-BLARRGEGRGTEFEGE" and then he exploded into pieces leaving only a pair of legs and a rain of meaty chunks as I walked off to the next village.

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Rise_Against posted on Aug 20, 2010 2:33:17 PM - Report post

I'm so tough that when I grab the edge of the pool and kick it moves.

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Whiskeysoaked posted on Aug 20, 2010 2:35:48 PM - Report post

I can say this life is beautiful.

I listen not to sympathy
Whilst ruler of this land
Withdraw your feeble aches and moans
Or suffer smite from this my hand.

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Neo7 posted on Aug 20, 2010 6:46:31 PM - Report post

AA - That's not tough
shianova - You have to use a pillow?!
RA - that does not make much sense
evanscense - beautiful and tough are two different attributes. You can be both, but being beautiful does not auto make you tough.

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Rise_Against posted on Aug 21, 2010 1:31:45 AM - Report post

I'm so tough I don't turn on the water. I stare at the tap until it cries.

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AdmiralAckbar posted on Aug 21, 2010 2:31:02 AM - Report post

I'm so tough I shave my beard with a rusty butter knife.

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Rise_Against posted on Aug 21, 2010 2:31:56 AM - Report post

I'm so tough that I don't shave my beard, I dare it to grow.

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much awesome
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