originally posted by Toastman
Next time, try not to mention that I've got the clap before I get her in bed, kid.
I nominate this as the most original, as it is the only one to imply a heterosexual Batman.
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Batman: Days like today, I wish we built a good convertible.
Batman: I've got gas.
Grammar and punctuation is the difference between; "I helped my uncle, Jack, off a horse." ...and... i helped my uncle jack off a horse.
Foxxie-kun posted on Jul 17, 2010 9:05:02 AM - Report post
For the last time Robin, my parents aren't getting me anything for Christmas, THEY'RE ****ING DEAD! Just for that, I'm not sharing Batgirl tonight, you're gonna be chained up in the corner in a chastity belt and diaper.
latios_power posted on Jul 17, 2010 11:13:30 AM - Report post
Robin: is that...!
Batman: for the last time, that's not bat's crap on my seat.
[Edited by latios_power, 7/17/2010 11:16:43 AM]
~King of Dark~
My Past has determined your future
My torrential pain will be your unspeakable suffering
Your days are numbered
Don't fear the end
Pray for it
and unlike your own mortality
My thirst for vengeance
WILL NEVER DIE
[Married to Raha <3]
Dancer posted on Jul 17, 2010 12:44:20 PM - Report post
Ok, I'm going to say the best punchline is a cropped version of Foxxie's post.
What did batman say to robin before they got into the car?
"For the last time Robin, my parents aren't getting me anything for Christmas."
The rest of it was unnecessary, bizarre and became chaotically sexually confusing. After all, brevity is the soul of wit.
Anyway, next one.
What do you get when you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
Rise_Against posted on Jul 17, 2010 1:43:06 PM - Report post
big up all da people from the westside crew
hate the eastside crew
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