Off-Topic Discussions

You know the make, model, caliber, fireing rate, round wieght, gun wieght, clip size, accuracy, price, and color of every gun in existance.

You can tell what someone is trying to shoot you with by sound alone.

You know that last enemy is down the hall, to the right, hiding in the vent faceing the big door.

You croutch in you everyday life, and your mind thinks CTRL.-Absolute Zero

"Roger That" and "Negative" replace yes and no in your vocabulary.-Absolute Zero

You always check corners when walking....Just in case.-Absolute Zero

Your signature includes a !@#$%^%^&**(()_+{}|":>?<[]\\ or [XTC] . -Absolute Zero

You've ever sued a major game development Co. for illegal CD KEY + damages and Mental anguish .-Absolute Zero

You've ever tied a noose because you couldn't find a server. -Absolute Zero

You consider waiting for a bus camping .

If your alarm clock goes off and your dream changes from hostage rescue to bomb defuse.

If You ask your wife to call you MG(inside joke).

If Your idea of dating is meeting a chick who plays CS.

If Your Halloween costume was any CS character.

Some one chucks a tennis ball and you think Grenade!!

you think a box is C4

When you die you respawn the next day

Think press b key will buy guns in real life

continue...

You are rushing through a shop since you have only 5 seconds buy time.

When you try to bunny-hop your way from one end of the room to the other.
When you see people standing you go up to them and press E to make them give you 150$ and follow you.

That was an epic win!

...You think the people around you are bots.

LOL I have most of these things if not all.


you didn't mention that you keep selecting the previous weapon using Q button, and you get out of the base with a knife to be faster.


CS RULEZ