General Discussions

*hurls skittles out the window*

Gandalf. 7,000 year old man who can duke it out with orc dudes and come out without a scratch.

Also he hits people in the head with his staves.

*Catches skittles and straps it to a chair designed to deliver intravenous doses of various compounds from truth serum to deadly neurotoxins, then starts the machine*

You will get 3 questions that are true or false. For each correct response, I will deliver a dose of a muscle relaxant and "Happy Stuff". For each wrong response, I will slap you across the face and inject you with a heavy dose of a toxin that causes extreme pain throughout your body without damaging your brain or organs.

Question one: Is Edward Cullen a vampire, true or false?

Gandalf. Lord of the Rings rules!

Size matters... Gandalf - Big Stick, Dumbledore - Small Stick. The only people who like Dumbledore are people who are jealous because the don't have a big stick like Gandalf.

I am happy that at least someone Agreed about the size idea i mentioned.

Dude, the bigger the stick the more it hurts when he shoves it... I mean hits you with it... Yeah... That's what I meant.

Seriously though, Dumbledore is crazy awesome in his own right, and so is Gandalf, but the eternal place of "Old Mentor Figure" goes to Old Obi-Wan Kenobi. He doesn't just have ANY big stick, he's got a BIG STICK that uses a cyclic stream of plasma that's contained and recycled within the handle, and it GLOWS BLUE MOTHER*******!!!

Toastman is a beautiful man. >.>

I see 27% voting for Dumbledore, yet no one defends their claims. Boba's the only one in about 5 pages to say he likes Dumbledore. What's wrong with you people?! Fight back! Dumbledore would have.

Anyway...

Here's a few keys points you're all forgetting:
-In case you guys had forgotten, Dumbledore too has a sword.
-Who cares if he's got "the fastest horse in middle earth!" Dumbledore can apparate. You know, instantaneous transportation. I highly doubt a horse can beat teleportation at its best.
-GANDALF DIED AS WELL.
-Dumbledore sacrificed himself. He wasn't frail. He chose to die. Gandalf was killed by a flaming cow. Big deal. Dumbledore could kill a big, flaming cow in his sleep.

There were other points, but I've got something to do. I'll post again later.

Oh, and thanks ZS. I'm surprised I've kept at least 10% of the vote the whole time.