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Yo mamma
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    Foxxie-kun posted on May 09, 2010 11:15:32 PM - Report post
     
    Yo mama so drunk and stupid that when a cop pulled her over she got out notes for her sobriety test!

    Actually not that odd, I can't say the alphabet backwards without a cheat sheet either...
    Yo.
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    AdmiralThrawn posted on May 09, 2010 11:38:18 PM - Report post
     
    Say the what now?

    Yo mama so stupid she tried to alphabetize a bag of M&M's.

    Yo mama so ugly she tried to grab the remote and it jumped off the couch.

    Yo mama's so old, when I told her 'act your own age', she died.

    Yo mama's so fat, when you were born, they had to send out a search party to find you.

    Yo mama's so fat the last time she saw 90210 was when she stood on the bathroom scale.
    /--\
    Keep Calm
    And
    Throw a blanket over it

    Ten minutes of entertainment, crammed into three hours.
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    Whiskeysoaked posted on May 10, 2010 12:13:53 AM - Report post
     
    Yo Mama is caught-potato, she sits on the Television and watches the sofa.

    [Edited by Evanscense, 5/10/2010 12:14:07 AM]
    I listen not to sympathy
    Whilst ruler of this land
    Withdraw your feeble aches and moans
    Or suffer smite from this my hand.
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    latios_power posted on May 10, 2010 7:52:09 AM - Report post
     
    Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out
    ~King of Dark~
    â™®C.0.Wâ™®
    My Past has determined your future
    My torrential pain will be your unspeakable suffering
    Your days are numbered
    Don't fear the end
    Pray for it
    and unlike your own mortality
    My thirst for vengeance
    WILL NEVER DIE

    [Married to Raha <3]
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    ZS posted on May 10, 2010 11:32:50 AM - Report post
     
    Yo mama is so hairy, the only language she speaks is wookie.. Meet The Spartans FTW.
    For Macaragge.
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    ArchDuke posted on May 10, 2010 11:33:39 AM - Report post
     
    quote:
    originally posted by latios_power

    Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out

    Lol.

    This wins IMO.

    [Edited by ArchDuke, 5/10/2010 11:33:50 AM]

     
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    Foxxie-kun posted on May 10, 2010 12:34:07 PM - Report post
     
    Yo mama so hairy they filmed gorillas of the mist in her shower!
    Yo.
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    armedman posted on May 10, 2010 12:55:50 PM - Report post
     
    yo mama so stupid she almost died calling the operator to ask for the number to 911.

    [Edited by armedman, 5/10/2010 12:56:39 PM]
    but who are you kidding? ay who are you lying to? you know if they want you
    best believe they will find you...

    "Do not pray for easy lives. Pray to be stronger men." JFK

    Armedman is the 1st King Of All Losers
    !Always up to chat just PM me!
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