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    Rise_Against posted on May 08, 2010 5:53:36 AM - Report post
     
    Let's see who can make the best Yo mamma joke.
    1 joke per post please
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    Yo mamma's house is so small, she ordered a large pizza and had to eat it outside.

    [Edited by Rise_Against, 5/9/2010 3:35:02 AM]
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    wow
    much awesome
    many swag
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    Whiskeysoaked posted on May 08, 2010 6:29:41 AM - Report post
     

    Nice topic!

    Yo mamma's so fat, when she wears a red dress, the kids in the neighborhood yell, "Hey, Kool-Aid!"
    I listen not to sympathy
    Whilst ruler of this land
    Withdraw your feeble aches and moans
    Or suffer smite from this my hand.
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    king-of-games posted on May 08, 2010 6:58:12 AM - Report post
     
    Yo Mama's like a library, open to the public... and I should know!
    It's good to be the King!
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    Whiskeysoaked posted on May 08, 2010 7:36:12 AM - Report post
     
    Yo mamma's so fat, when she went to the beach, the whales sang "We are family!"
    I listen not to sympathy
    Whilst ruler of this land
    Withdraw your feeble aches and moans
    Or suffer smite from this my hand.
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    Rise_Against posted on May 08, 2010 7:45:18 AM - Report post
     
    You momma is like a train station, buy a ticket to enter.
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    latios_power posted on May 08, 2010 10:15:29 AM - Report post
     
    Yo Momma so old, when Mouses split the red sea, she was on the other side fishing.
    ~King of Dark~
    â™®C.0.Wâ™®
    My Past has determined your future
    My torrential pain will be your unspeakable suffering
    Your days are numbered
    Don't fear the end
    Pray for it
    and unlike your own mortality
    My thirst for vengeance
    WILL NEVER DIE

    [Married to Raha <3]
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    Rise_Against posted on May 08, 2010 10:17:31 AM - Report post
     
    Yo mamma is like the variety bucket, fat, oily, and everbodys had a piece.
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    Foxxie-kun posted on May 08, 2010 10:41:38 AM - Report post
     
    Yo mama so old she farts dust!

    Yo mama so old her breastmilk was powder. This is how you breastfed. Suck, cough, poof!

    Yo mama so skanky she gets sourdough yeast infections!

    Yo mama so ugly that when she was born, the doctor slapped HER mama and said "How the hell did you sleep with THIS THING'S father?"

    Yo mama so stupid she stole free candy!

    Yo mama so fat that whenever she wears high-heels she strikes oil!

    Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl!

    Yo mama cheap she's on the dollar menu!

    Yo mama so fat the only way to get her out of a telephone booth is to grease her thighs and throw a twinkie in the street!

    Yo mama so ugly your dad took her to work so he wouldn't have to kiss her goodbye!

    Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phone book!

    Yo mama so fat she has enough rolls to open a bakery!
    Yo.
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