It's perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me,
but we're going to need a clean up on aisle 3.
And now I'm posed in an awkward stance,
because I jizz'd in my pants.
To be fair, you were flirting a lot,
Plus the way you bag cans makes me bothered and hot,
Please stop acting like you're not impressed,
One more thing, I'm gonna pay by check...