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    Dhampy posted on Apr 19, 2010 5:03:20 PM - Report post
     
    In the end they will lay their freedom at our feet and say to us, 'Make us your slaves, but feed us.'

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    Dancer posted on Apr 19, 2010 5:06:14 PM - Report post
     
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    I smiled but, didn't laugh. Sorry.

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    Dhampy posted on Apr 19, 2010 5:06:38 PM - Report post
     
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    I smiled but, didn't laugh. Sorry.

    GODDAMNIT!

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    H posted on Apr 19, 2010 7:31:52 PM - Report post
     

    It's been a long time coming.
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    armedman posted on Apr 19, 2010 7:54:48 PM - Report post
     
    Looking for the ideal man?

    A woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing to marry a man if he has never been with a woman.

    After several unsuccessful years of searching, she decides to take out a personal ad.

    She ends up corresponding with a man who has lived his entire life in the Australian Outback.

    They end up getting married.

    On their wedding night, she goes into the bathroom to prepare for the festivities.

    When she returns to the bedroom, she finds her new husband standing in the middle of the room, naked and all the furniture from the room piled in one corner.

    "What happened?" she asks.

    "I've never been with a woman," he says. "But if it's anything like a kangaroo, I'm gonna need all the room I can get!"
    but who are you kidding? ay who are you lying to? you know if they want you
    best believe they will find you...

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    Dancer posted on Apr 19, 2010 8:45:40 PM - Report post
     
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    "Sorry, no hotlinking"
    It's not comedy gold but, it isn't bad.

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    Dancer posted on Apr 19, 2010 8:49:40 PM - Report post
     
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    Looking for the ideal man?

    A woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing to marry a man if he has never been with a woman.

    After several unsuccessful years of searching, she decides to take out a personal ad.

    She ends up corresponding with a man who has lived his entire life in the Australian Outback.

    They end up getting married.

    On their wedding night, she goes into the bathroom to prepare for the festivities.

    When she returns to the bedroom, she finds her new husband standing in the middle of the room, naked and all the furniture from the room piled in one corner.

    "What happened?" she asks.

    "I've never been with a woman," he says. "But if it's anything like a kangaroo, I'm gonna need all the room I can get!"

    I might have laughed if it was in the form of a picture but, just reading about someone having sex with kangaroos, I can only assume that's because he is Australian, is just not quite funny.

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    ArchDuke posted on Apr 20, 2010 11:08:32 AM - Report post
     
     
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