"Hi, my name is [insert name here]. I’m funny, financial stable, and have a very interesting DNA structure."
"You must work at subway, because you just gave me a footlong"
"You look tired. Why don’t you sit on my lap, and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up."
"Hey, I lost my phone number ... Can I have yours?"
"Baby do you happen to be a dragoon, because you made my tank siege."
"Baby, don't you ever get tired?.... coz you've been runnin' in my mind all day"
"Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too."
Neo, I'm impressed.
Cheesy lines are the best, now go get a female companion and make James happy.
When I asked the real-life person I know named Jane out, I said "You're hot, wanna ****?"
And she said...?
I'd rather play StarCraft than date. Relationships do not interest me.
Do women interest you? This is a serious question. I don't blame you for a yes or no.
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