If you make me smile you get 1 point
If you make me laugh you get 3 points.
If you make a lame joke -1 point.
If you make me laugh to the point where my lungs start to hurt you get 5 points.
[Edited by Rise_Against, 4/10/2010 6:00:20 AM]
One astronaut starts feeling all the trees and says "I think we're on Pluto."
The others ask how he knows that.
The first says "From the bark, ya dummies!".
The moral of the story here?
Whoever wrote this poem was bat**** insane and needed to be shot before he corrupted the nation's youth with the urge to become zombies and shoot each other with melee weapons that have no projectile capabilities.
Or maybe just that some cool guy thought he was some kind of comic genius.
Either way, I want to choke something...
You can't peanut butter your **** up some guys ***.
And then I swear, my nose felt like it was on fire so I tried to wash the pepper out by pouring water up my nose.
I wasn't a very smart kid when I was 3-4.
[Edited by Degari, 4/8/2010 7:29:46 PM]
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