Foxxie-kun posted on Apr 09, 2010 1:00:37 PM - Report post
Eleven dwarves were attempting to mine precious gems for no discernible reason when all of a sudden an atrociously pale broad shows up in their home. Well, a woman's a woman, they got tired of destroying Dopey's sanity every night anyway, so they tied her up to a big iron ball with chains and shackles, and if she ever leaves the Cottage the ball will explode and shred her to pieces.
In other words, yeah, the seven dwarves get notoriously bad when four more show up. Namely Horny, Dirty, Squirty, and Potato. Don't ask why the last one is named Potato, no one knows, and no one wants to know.
11..
Yo.
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BobaFett posted on Apr 09, 2010 1:29:37 PM - Report post
Nothing I say will ever come close to the epicness of that post so there's no point me saying anything but 12.
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Realusionist posted on Apr 09, 2010 1:30:39 PM - Report post
I like this game. 13
"I'm not even sure if we are a family...". Holding an axe by the knob as she was standing at the arch of the doorway, she said. "Still I can dream, can't I?". He quibbled.
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armedman posted on Apr 09, 2010 1:31:36 PM - Report post
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but who are you kidding? ay who are you lying to? you know if they want you best believe they will find you...
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Realusionist posted on Apr 09, 2010 1:35:41 PM - Report post
can i post? 15
"I'm not even sure if we are a family...". Holding an axe by the knob as she was standing at the arch of the doorway, she said. "Still I can dream, can't I?". He quibbled.
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SKUD666 posted on Apr 09, 2010 1:36:55 PM - Report post
16 miles to go.
I have the fire, I have the force, I have the power, to make my evil take its course.
I am the root of all that's evil, But you can call me cookie.
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