Off-Topic Discussions

Granted but then the crew decides that they don't like you and shove you out into space towards a sun.

I wish I had a rocket launcher.

[Edited by Degari, 4/4/2010 9:47:13 PM]

Granted, but it misfires and the rocket explodes in your face.

I wish the world economy were not suffering a depression.

Granted, but a bit too late, the economy slits its wrists while drinking liquor and downing aspirin and narcotics and ends up dying right as it realizes things can only get better from here... If it hadn't been dying.

I wish I had delicious and moist cake.

Granted but it has an undetectable bomb in it which explodes as soon as you cut the cake.

I wish that all wishes I make after this isn't ruined.

Granted. You make no more wishes.

I wish I owned more valuable pieces of junk, so I could sell them for lots of moolahs.

Grant, but one of the piles of junk falls on you, and you die.

You didn't make a wish king-of-games , so I'm gonna make one

I wish I had an iPhone

Granted, but then you trip and it falls onto a busy highway and then gets crushed by an eighteen wheeler.

I wish I could make wishes again, wishes that are not allowed to be ruined.