Off-Topic Discussions

Granted. But since you don't have the training to contain it, you accidentally destroy yourself, Woffie, Nic, Zeth, and myself.

I wish I had a BMW Z3.

Granted but then it breaks down the next day.

I wish the Red Sox win this game.

Granted, but then Baseball is banned on every continent because some unstable teen beat a homeless man to death with a Louisville slugger baseball bat, and the roid-monkeys who play are forced into detox programs and banned from every other sport ever.

I wish potatoes could be delicious without copious amounts of butter.

Granted. But suddenly, everyone likes them and the price goes up to $50 per spud.

I wish people were more willing to spend much money on computers.

Granted. I'm willing to spend a ton of money on my own computer, but I have none.

I wish for a slap in the face.

Granted, but your my ***** now.

I wish for another wish.

Granted, but now you have amnesia and don't remember having a wish.

I wish for world peace.

Granted. Then the aliens invade and wipe out the human race for being such a bunch of limp-wristed pansies.

I wish I had my own fully-crewed Star Destroyer.