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You Grant, I Wish v3
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    AdmiralThrawn posted on Apr 04, 2010 7:04:02 PM - Report post
     
    Granted. But since you don't have the training to contain it, you accidentally destroy yourself, Woffie, Nic, Zeth, and myself.

    I wish I had a BMW Z3.

    /--\
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    Throw a blanket over it

    Ten minutes of entertainment, crammed into three hours.
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    Darkish posted on Apr 04, 2010 7:20:50 PM - Report post
     
    Granted but then it breaks down the next day.

    I wish the Red Sox win this game.

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    Foxxie-kun posted on Apr 04, 2010 7:28:11 PM - Report post
     
    Granted, but then Baseball is banned on every continent because some unstable teen beat a homeless man to death with a Louisville slugger baseball bat, and the roid-monkeys who play are forced into detox programs and banned from every other sport ever.

    I wish potatoes could be delicious without copious amounts of butter.

    Yo.
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    AdmiralThrawn posted on Apr 04, 2010 7:37:52 PM - Report post
     
    Granted. But suddenly, everyone likes them and the price goes up to $50 per spud.

    I wish people were more willing to spend much money on computers.

    /--\
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    Ten minutes of entertainment, crammed into three hours.
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    Foxxie-kun posted on Apr 04, 2010 7:42:24 PM - Report post
     
    Granted. I'm willing to spend a ton of money on my own computer, but I have none.

    I wish for a slap in the face.

    Yo.
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    SirFU posted on Apr 04, 2010 8:43:18 PM - Report post
     
    Granted, but your my ***** now.

    I wish for another wish.

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    KiddCold posted on Apr 04, 2010 8:46:19 PM - Report post
     
    Granted, but now you have amnesia and don't remember having a wish.

    I wish for world peace.

    "A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and then asks you not to kill him" - Winston Churchill

    Drag Racing and Cars...it's in my blood..

    Our Hearts Are Filled With Metal,And Masters We Have None,And We Will Die For Metal,Metal Heals \\m//
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    AdmiralThrawn posted on Apr 04, 2010 8:48:05 PM - Report post
     
    Granted. Then the aliens invade and wipe out the human race for being such a bunch of limp-wristed pansies.

    I wish I had my own fully-crewed Star Destroyer.

    /--\
    Keep Calm
    And
    Throw a blanket over it

    Ten minutes of entertainment, crammed into three hours.
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