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    Vonfuzzball posted on Apr 11, 2010 4:27:47 AM - Report post
     
    Granted but you are brutally murdered straight after.

    I wish i had a date with Gemma Arterton.
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    HonestGamer posted on Apr 11, 2010 4:33:37 AM - Report post
     
    quote:
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    Granted but you are brutally murdered straight after.

    I wish i had a date with Gemma Arterton.

    Granted, but she dumps you on the very second minute.

    I wish for peace.

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    Vonfuzzball posted on Apr 11, 2010 5:13:28 AM - Report post
     
    Granted but peace cannot possibly co-exist with you, so you are moved to a different galaxy.

    I wish i had the best ever date with Gemma Arterton.
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    AdmiralAckbar posted on Apr 11, 2010 5:19:08 AM - Report post
     
    Granted, the date goes well and you rent a hotel room take her there, but it turns out that you can't "rise" to the occasion.

    I wish the world would just crumble and burn.

    [Edited by AdmiralAckbar, 4/11/2010 5:19:26 AM]
    Ayy lmao
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    Rise_Against posted on Apr 11, 2010 5:20:06 AM - Report post
     
    Granted, but then we al survive and go live on mars.

    I wish I didn't have to go to school.

    [Edited by Rise_Against, 4/11/2010 5:21:17 AM]
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    AdmiralAckbar posted on Apr 11, 2010 5:24:00 AM - Report post
     
    Granted, but since you don't have education you're stuck doing a job you don't like, with dead minimum wage/salary and the rest of your life feels so miserable that you wish you would just die.(loloverkill?)

    I wish that firemen would actually start fires instead of putting them out.

    [Edited by AdmiralAckbar, 4/11/2010 5:24:26 AM]
    Ayy lmao
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    HonestGamer posted on Apr 11, 2010 5:48:46 AM - Report post
     
    quote:
    originally posted by AdmiralAckbar

    Granted, but since you don't have education you're stuck doing a job you don't like, with dead minimum wage/salary and the rest of your life feels so miserable that you wish you would just die.(loloverkill?)

    I wish that firemen would actually start fires instead of putting them out.

    [Edited by AdmiralAckbar, 4/11/2010 5:24:26 AM]

    Granted, they burn you first.

    I wish people actually do their jobs instead of putting their nose on somebody else.

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    AdmiralAckbar posted on Apr 11, 2010 5:54:55 AM - Report post
     
    quote:
    originally posted by HonestGamer

    quote:
    originally posted by AdmiralAckbar

    Granted, but since you don't have education you're stuck doing a job you don't like, with dead minimum wage/salary and the rest of your life feels so miserable that you wish you would just die.(loloverkill?)

    I wish that firemen would actually start fires instead of putting them out.

    [Edited by AdmiralAckbar, 4/11/2010 5:24:26 AM]

    Granted, they burn you first.

    I wish people actually do their jobs instead of putting their nose on somebody else.

    Granted, but it turns out that people want to be private investigators so they stick their noses into people's businesses even more.

    I wish that an asteroid hit the Earth.

    Ayy lmao
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