Dhampy posted on Mar 22, 2010 6:57:58 PM - Report post
Person 1's Status: Even though I'm extremely upset (and this isn't over), I'm thankful to live in a country where my biggest concern is whether or not we have a public option for health care.
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Dhampy: I would prefer to be dodging bullets. Oh, wait, that's right--there was a shootout a block away from me. I am dodging bullets. IN THE SUBURBS.
Person 1: We may be, as mad as people are about this.
Person 2: We could be unable to drink water that's readily available without dying....we should be thankful.
Person 1: Or have flat beer.
Dhampy: You can't drink the water in Milwaukee unless your immune system is accustomed to it. Cryptosporidium.
Person 2: Uhhhh...is that a real word?
Person 1: My immune system is accustomed to cryptozoology.
Dhampy: What, Milwaukee? No, it's Indian.
Person 1: Injun, red man.
Dhampy: Scalp'em white devil, firewater.
Person 1: I'm drinking firewater, savage.
Dhampy: Firewater burn. Hahahaha, I funny injun now scalp you.
In the end they will lay their freedom at our feet and say to us, 'Make us your slaves, but feed us.'
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