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    HonestGamer posted on Mar 14, 2010 6:34:41 PM - Report post
     
    quote:
    originally posted by latios_power

    In Soviet Russia, you don't pwn n00bz, n00bz pwn you.

    LOL...That actually happens in Soviet WORLD!

    In Soviet Russia Founders don't ban you, you ban the Founders.

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    KiddCold posted on Mar 14, 2010 7:28:59 PM - Report post
     
    In Soviet Russia, You don't tell joke, Joke tell you!

    "A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and then asks you not to kill him" - Winston Churchill

    Drag Racing and Cars...it's in my blood..

    Our Hearts Are Filled With Metal,And Masters We Have None,And We Will Die For Metal,Metal Heals \\m//
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    Foxxie-kun posted on Mar 15, 2010 10:50:00 AM - Report post
     
    In Soviet Russia, Red October searches for YOU!

    In Soviet Russia, Sandvich eats HEAVY!

    In Soviet Russia, Bonk! drinks SCOUT!

    In Soviet Russia, Dispensah erects YOU!
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    KiddCold posted on Mar 15, 2010 10:53:19 AM - Report post
     
    Post Removed by:Soviet Russia

    [Edited by KiddCold, 3/15/2010 10:54:00 AM]
    "A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and then asks you not to kill him" - Winston Churchill

    Drag Racing and Cars...it's in my blood..

    Our Hearts Are Filled With Metal,And Masters We Have None,And We Will Die For Metal,Metal Heals \\m//
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    Whiskeysoaked posted on Mar 15, 2010 10:57:05 AM - Report post
     
    In Soviet Russia you don't mock fools, fools mock you!
    I listen not to sympathy
    Whilst ruler of this land
    Withdraw your feeble aches and moans
    Or suffer smite from this my hand.
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    EngineFailure posted on Mar 15, 2010 12:27:44 PM - Report post
     
    In Soviet Russia,you don't go to the toilet,the toilet goes to you.
    In Soviet Russia,Dictionaries look up a word in you.
    In Soviet Russia,Couples don't kiss eachother,kisses couple eachother
    In Soviet Russia,pirates don't steal games,games steal pirates.
    "There's not much longer so don't try to fight,
    Your body's weakening,walk to the light"
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    Foxxie-kun posted on Mar 16, 2010 2:19:29 PM - Report post
     
    In Soviet Russia, animals hunt YOU!

    In Soviet Russia, Karma gets ****** by YOU!

    In Soviet Russia, video games buy YOU!

    In Soviet Russia, nuclear warheads launch YOU!

    In Soviet Russia, Chainsaw starts YOU!

    In Soviet Russia, Horses ride YOU!
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    BobaFett posted on Mar 16, 2010 2:51:03 PM - Report post
     
    quote:
    originally posted by KiddCold

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    [Edited by KiddCold, 3/15/2010 10:54:00 AM]

    In Soviet Russia, you remove Soviet Russia's post!

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