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    HonestGamer posted on Mar 14, 2010 7:24:03 AM - Report post
     
    In Soviet Russia you don't give money, money gives you.

    EDIT: I think its a well-known fact for every country.

    [Edited by HonestGamer, 3/14/2010 7:24:33 AM]
    Life is best for those who enjoy it, difficult for those who analyze it and worst for those who criticize it.
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    AdmiralAckbar posted on Mar 14, 2010 7:27:16 AM - Report post
     
    In Soviet Russia you don't protest against the authorities, the authorities protest against you!
    Ayy lmao
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    HonestGamer posted on Mar 14, 2010 7:29:32 AM - Report post
     
    In soviet russia you don't read books, books read you!
    Life is best for those who enjoy it, difficult for those who analyze it and worst for those who criticize it.
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    AdmiralAckbar posted on Mar 14, 2010 7:32:16 AM - Report post
     
    In Soviet Russia you don't watch TV, TV watches you!
    Ayy lmao
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    HonestGamer posted on Mar 14, 2010 7:36:50 AM - Report post
     
    In Soviet Russia you don't pose in front of a camera, the camera poses in front of you!
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    Whiskeysoaked posted on Mar 14, 2010 8:04:35 AM - Report post
     
    In Soviet Russia you do not chew bubble gum, Bubble gum chews you!

    [Edited by Evanscense, 3/14/2010 8:11:02 AM]
    I listen not to sympathy
    Whilst ruler of this land
    Withdraw your feeble aches and moans
    Or suffer smite from this my hand.
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    HonestGamer posted on Mar 14, 2010 8:33:08 AM - Report post
     
    In Soviet Russia, you do not speak on the phone, the phone speaks on you!
    Life is best for those who enjoy it, difficult for those who analyze it and worst for those who criticize it.
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    latios_power posted on Mar 14, 2010 4:02:32 PM - Report post
     
    In Soviet Russia, you don't pwn n00bz, n00bz pwn you.
    ~King of Dark~
    â™®C.0.Wâ™®
    My Past has determined your future
    My torrential pain will be your unspeakable suffering
    Your days are numbered
    Don't fear the end
    Pray for it
    and unlike your own mortality
    My thirst for vengeance
    WILL NEVER DIE

    [Married to Raha <3]
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