Off-Topic Discussions

Valentine's day is only a month away and I need ideas on what to get the most amazing girl I have ever known. The problem is it must be discreet, and easily able to sneak past over protective and strict parents.

Doesn't have to be a material gift, could be an event, but all the same I'd like some suggestions.

Thanks everyone!

If you want it to be a surprise, it's probably not a good idea to ask for suggestions here, where she will definitely see it.

Are you trying to buy relationship points with her by showing her you care? Is that why you made this topic for her to see?

I'm on to you sunshine, nothing gets past ol' Dancey!

Actions speak louder than words, and material gifts are empty.

Do something spontaneous and romantic, but don't do it on Valentine's Day.

I hate that people often need that day to be effing romantic...

A good bottle of wine, an illustrated Kama Stura, and edible lubricant.

Hot cherry is a fan favourite in my parlour.

Down you two back to 4chan with you

He asked, I answered within his specifications. *shrugs*

you mean yours