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Stupid kids shot my car window with a BB gun. Now I have to pay $150 dollars to have it fix.

**** I hate this holiday season.

[Edited by Neo7, 12/15/2009 11:46:56 AM]

Simple solution. Hire a PI, find out where they live, rig their BB guns with some overly complicated system to prick their fingers with pins when they pull the trigger whilst simultaneously jamming the bb in the middle of the barrel with something plugging up the barrel.

If that doesn't work, find them and break their fingers and tell their parents to pay for the damage to your car or you'll pursue criminal destruction of property charges against the kids and file a lawsuit against them for the actual damages+Punitive damages.

And since no one wants to pay through the nose for lawyers and stuff and STILL lose over $300 when they lose the case, they'll probably pay around $150 plus a little extra to make sure it stays quiet.

- Or you can pretend youre some crazy guy that's playing real-life GTA

Some kids in Mount Pleasant were doing that last summer. Now they're up at Redgranite or Waupun or wherever people like them go, getting raped in the shower.

Maybe they were avenging someone you banhammered...

When I read this topic's title, I was expecting the next line to be "... for pigeons."

Don't you have a garage or something that can keep the car safe?

My garage is a workshop. It's not for cars.