I am starved! I haven't eaten anything all day...and my mom didn't cook food. I WOULD make lasagne but I dont have those little wavy things. =(
I'm no expert, but I'm fairly sure "those little wavy things" are called "pasta".
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
In this case the lemons are nothing, so I guess you should drink out of an empty glass.
I think you meant to say when life gives you lemons you FIND A NEW GOD.