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Realusionist posted on Nov 03, 2009 12:47:05 AM - Report post

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originally posted by Dhampy

Passed field sobriety. Passed breathalyzer. Cop asked when I last slept. I answered "Ummmmm, thursday?"

The officer had me call my mom to pick me up and my car is currently on the side of the road.

Apparently, it's illegal to drive tired.

Tired? Or....maybe you have outsmarted the cop?

"I'm not even sure if we are a family...". Holding an axe by the knob as she was standing at the arch of the doorway, she said.
"Still I can dream, can't I?". He quibbled.

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Dhampy posted on Nov 03, 2009 12:48:14 AM - Report post

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originally posted by Realusionist

quote:

originally posted by Dhampy

Passed field sobriety. Passed breathalyzer. Cop asked when I last slept. I answered "Ummmmm, thursday?"

The officer had me call my mom to pick me up and my car is currently on the side of the road.

Apparently, it's illegal to drive tired.

Tired? Or....maybe you have outsmarted the cop?

I blew a 0.0, as I was drinking Pepsi all night.

In the end they will lay their freedom at our feet and say to us, 'Make us your slaves, but feed us.'

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Realusionist posted on Nov 03, 2009 12:50:35 AM - Report post

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originally posted by Dhampy

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originally posted by Realusionist

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originally posted by Dhampy

Passed field sobriety. Passed breathalyzer. Cop asked when I last slept. I answered "Ummmmm, thursday?"

The officer had me call my mom to pick me up and my car is currently on the side of the road.

Apparently, it's illegal to drive tired.

Tired? Or....maybe you have outsmarted the cop?

I blew a 0.0, as I was drinking Pepsi all night.

Aha, so it was a quality night then!

"I'm not even sure if we are a family...". Holding an axe by the knob as she was standing at the arch of the doorway, she said.
"Still I can dream, can't I?". He quibbled.

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Al-pucino posted on Nov 03, 2009 12:51:06 AM - Report post

Thought you'd get caught for drink driving

I'm always tired when I drive.

A simple 24-year-old boy.

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Dhampy posted on Nov 03, 2009 12:53:47 AM - Report post

If I was drinking, I'd have fallen asleep at the bar.

In the end they will lay their freedom at our feet and say to us, 'Make us your slaves, but feed us.'

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