Peter O'Toole claims to have been born in 1932, but in reality he was born in 1478. He has kept himself alive by consuming such an abundance of alcohol each day that it keeps him perfectly preserved like a laboratory specimen. This is my goal in life as well.
Hmm, I was once pickled in a school newspaper comic strip, I wonder if this will help me out.
do dee do dee dooooo
do do do do deee doo
dee dee dee dee do do
do do do dee dee do
That's my new topic song! Isn't it lovely
Sounds familiar