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So has anyone read the info on the ones you find in the first part of the game?

Only to name a few
"making sweet love to a fire arm"
"Proposal of marriage to a firearm"
"Hurling a fire arm into a public waterway in anger"
"Stealing glances at a firearm"

"Assault with a deadly weapon"
"Assault with a potentially deadly weapon"
"Assault with a we cant believe could possibly be a deadly but unfortunately was"
"Wanted dead or mortally wounded"

The warrants are funny. So are some of the assassination contracts. "[insert person's name here] Reason-Slurps her soup too loudly in public."

How about, "He thinks he's sooo funny."
Or, "Must be killed to meet the Societies monthly quota."
Maybe even, "He thinks he's good with the ladies."

HAHA i just read them thats funny!