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The CHU chronicles
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    BobaFett posted on Jul 04, 2008 7:30:00 AM - Report post
     
    b i say, and i'll be barkeep if no-one else will...
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    Ratchet_Expert posted on Jul 04, 2008 9:03:08 AM - Report post
     
    B...
    Nesposoban je sposoban sposobnog napraviti nesposobnim.

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    malyg posted on Jul 04, 2008 9:04:06 AM - Report post
     
    A - 2
    B - 9
    c-...

    11 votes

    1Bobafettrules is the barkeep.
    StaindRedGlass and WAFFLES are the flamers.

    I will start straight away

    [Edited by malyg, 7/4/2008 9:06:38 AM]
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    Vegetta posted on Jul 04, 2008 9:12:41 AM - Report post
     
    I pick up D *malyg joins drpperer and lamile and have fun*
    Anyway... I say B.
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    malyg posted on Jul 04, 2008 10:42:56 AM - Report post
     
    The CHU chronicles

    Malyg entered 'The Boba's Fett' pub, and went straight to the bar.

    Malyg: Can I see a menu please?

    1bobafettrules: lol...wut...

    Malyg: You know... a menu.

    1bobafettrules: Oh... you mean a beer. Yes I shall get you a beer. What type of beer would you want?

    Malyg stares blankly, then sighs in defeat.

    Malyg: Just get me a sparkling water...

    1bobafettrules: Oh I see. You want a sparkling water... follow me

    Malyg: What? Why?! All I want is a sparkling water!

    1bobafettrules: And you will get your, "sparkling water" if you follow me.

    Malyg gets up and follow 1bobafettrules to the back of the pub. In the back there are 3 exotic looking women tied up and gagged. They were unconscious.

    1bobafettrules: We wern't expecting you to pick them up untill next week. We will defintly use your boss again.

    There is a long and awkward silence.

    Malyg: What... in the blue hell... is this?!

    1bobafettrules: Huh?

    Malyg: I ask for sparkling water... and you bring me to a room with 3 drugged up prostitutes and tell me you were expecting someone to pick them up?!

    1bobafettrules: Wait... you actually wanted a sparkling water?

    Malyg: Yes!

    1bobafettrules: Who in the hell goes to a bar and orders a sparkling water! What the hell?! If you wanted a sparkling water go to a damn corner shop, not a freaking pub! Did you think that people go to pubs to order sparkling water? No. Pub owners use it as a code-word for illegal smuggling!

    Malyg: So when someone wants a sparkling water they get burned for life?! Get your ass out there and get me a frickin' Juma Juice!

    Malyg and 1bobafettrules went back into bar and Malyg got his Juma Juice. After around 5 minutes, Pichu_OT, the crazy retired Modder came in. He started rambling about the usual. No surpise he was drunk.

    Pichu_OT Im telling ya! Forty-Two ish that psychotic murderer DarkGoku. The mods blackmailed him into becoming one after he wash caught. They figured a guy with so much skills could become a very good mod. And you know that old stories about the founders of CHUville, Pwizard and Nevermore? It really is true! They only appear to give presents at Christmas! Oh wait... that might be someone else. Let me think for a sec.

    Pichu_OT stops to think for a second, the continues talking to the fireplace.

    Pichu_OT: Hey! Did I ever tell you about Forty-Two being DarkGoku? Well...

    Pichu was cut off as two flamers entered the pub and pointed at Malyg.

    Flamer1: WAFFLES! Look! There he is!

    WAFFLES: Dammit Staindredglass, how many times have I told you not to call me by my name when we are doing criminal deeds!

    Staindredglass: Oh yeah Wait! You just said my name!

    WAFFLES: Staindredglass, you're talking. You might want to look into that.

    Staindredglass was about to protest, but WAFFLES had already started walking over towards Malyg. He punched Malyg, and Malyg fell to the floor. They both start a brutal attack on Malyg.

    WAFFLES: Gee, Staind, what do you wanna do now?

    Staindredglass: The same thing we do every night WAFFLES... TRY AND TAKE OVER THE... I mean set the place on fire.

    Random theme music which comes on as Staindredglass and WAFFLES are taking over.... I mean setting the place on fire: They're WAFFLES and The Stain, They're WAFFLES and The Stain, They both are not a genius; they are both insane. To prove their burning worth, They'll set light to the earth. They're dinky; they're WAFFLES and The Stain, Stain, Stain, Stain, Stain.

    *20 minutes later*

    Malyg wakes up in the alley behind the burning 'The Boba's Fett.' Ho-Oh, Drpepperfanatic and Lamile are around him looking worried. Malyg groans.

    Malyg: What happened?

    Ho-Oh: The pub was set on fire

    Malyg: No **** Nostradamus. I meant how did I get out of there?

    Ho-Oh: Well, I was walking down the road, and I saw flames so I went to check it out. When I got here some hooded guy was carrying you out the building and tending to your wounds. When I shouted 'hey', I fled. Lamile told me she went to your house for tea with Drpepperfanatic *Lamile coughs* so i rang up and told them the pub you were in set on fire.

    Malyg: A hooded guy, eh?

    Ho-Oh: Yes

    Malyg: Tea, eh?

    Lamile coughs

    Ho-Oh: Yes

    Lamile coughs a third time

    Malyg: Lamile, eh?

    Ho-Oh: >.>

    Malyg: Anywho, I need to go take down the flamers. The Sons of *****es tried to kill me and I want to find out why.

    Ho-Oh: Wait up! I will come with you! That pub was where I would go to, uh, *cough* do business.

    At that precise moment, three naked prositutes ran out of the front door screaming. Ho-Oh silently curses. Malyg recognised them as the three prostitues who were tied up and gagged. Lamile and Drpepperfanatic both smile at each.

    Lamile and Drpepperfanatic: We will wait at Malyg's house.

    *meanwhile still inside the burning pub*

    Pichu Did I ever tell you about that guy Forty-Two?

    Now you vote for what happens next:

    A: Malyg and Ho-Oh go to the Spammers for help against to the flamers (SS4, Elite, Vegeta)
    B: Malyg and Ho-Oh go to the Trollers for help(Shadow Of Death, AssasinCreed, the_Corrupter)
    C: Malyg and Ho-Oh go to the Mod-Squad

    Will Malyg find out why the Flamers did it?
    Who was the mysterio guy in the hood?
    Will Malyg find out about his wifes affair?
    Will Lamile stop coughing?

    Just so I make myself clear, if I have put you as part as a flamer, spammer or troller, it does not mean I think you are one. I'm just trying to get you involved in the story

    [Edited by malyg, 7/4/2008 1:28:31 PM]

    Keep it PG 13

    [Edited by moderator potato_chips, 7/5/2008 2:00:59 AM]
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    fault2k posted on Jul 04, 2008 11:04:16 AM - Report post
     
    funny, full of typo's mind you but fricken funny
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    malyg posted on Jul 04, 2008 11:34:42 AM - Report post
     
    quote:
    originally posted by fault2k

    funny, full of typo's mind you but fricken funny

    Yeah, for some reason when I previewed the post it wouldn't let me go back. Couldn't be asked to copy and paste and put all the B's in, or edit and try to find where I was with the damn HTML thingys.

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    Elite posted on Jul 04, 2008 12:15:41 PM - Report post
     
    A
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