GDS: FIRST LINE OF THE EPISODE WOOOO!
Caliber: WILL YOU GET THE **** OUT OF MY HUT! YOU'VE BEEN STAYING HERE FOR OVER A MONTH! DON'T YOU HAVE A QUEST?!
malyg: In a minute...
Caliber: Why in a damn minute?!
Ho-Oh: Jackass, we're playing slayer!
Caliber: I don't even have an xbox!
Ho-Oh: Fault, you rocket *****!
Fault: Same it Ho-Oh. I'll lay off the rockets when Malyg stops throwing grenades randomly across the map.
Malyg: Tactics for the win, nub
Jane: I have no idea whats going on...
Fault: Jane, shutup. You're winning! You know perfectly well whats going on.
CalibeR: ... ok. You Vegetta! You got some sense! Get the hell out of my hut!
Vegetta: We decided to go and try to rescues the admins.
Caliber: I don't give a damn! ... Does it involve getting out?
Caliber: So you're trying to get the admins
Elite: Keyword being "try"
Vegetta: Oh hush Elite...
Malyg: What was with the politeness. If that was me I'd be like, "AYE! YOU BETTER SHUT YOUR MOUTH OR I'LL KICK YOU IN THE NUTS!"
Malyg kicks Elite in the nuts. Elite stumbles back into a wall, where he knocks a painting off and it falls onto his head.
Ho-Oh: OMG! You killed Elite!
Malyg: I'm a bastard!
Caliber: You're paying for that...
Malyg: Take it out of SS4's account...
Caliber: He won't be too happy about that
Malyg: What are you talking about? He's smiling...
Ratchet: I got a plan!
Ratchet: Err.... GROUP HUG!
*5 minutes later in the van*
Malyg: We hit them hard and fast! Everyone go-
Planb: Hello chums...
Fault: Wtf are you doing here?
FFqueen: Making a cameo
GDS: Why arn't you shouting... or typing in caps... which ever pleases you
Planb: See, I recently became Planc. I decided to suit up, and now think I am better than all the other spammers. I have betrayed such legends as, Malyg, SS4 and Elite to be... well I'm not too sure yet...
Vegetta stops the van
Vegatta: Get out the van...
*48 seconds later*
Elite: Why am I here again?
Malyg: We need someone to replace Planb...
Elite: Didn't I die?
Malyg: No you didn't eat pie
Ho-Oh: This guy asks too many questions...
Fault pulls out a gun
Ho-Oh: OMG, he's going to kill Elite
Malyg: You bastard!
*19 seconds later*
Lamile: Lets do this!
Lamile jumps out the van and fire 2 shots at the nearest GameFAQs members. Double headshot. Jane then comes out next and roundhouse kicks an attacking GameFAQer, then holding an attacking position. SS4 comes out next and stands in a charismatic way, distracting the attackers. Ratchet comes out... and falls over. Malyg and Ho-Oh come out at the same time and both are each armed with a bazooka. They fire into enemy attackers. Vegetta comes out with a sword and starts chopping GameFAQers heads off. Fault comes out...
Fault: ARGH MY QUAD!
Fault was given the job of protecting the van while the others freed the admins.
The battle progressed, CHUeteers found the admins. I'm really lazy. It's 23:47 and I had to go to a funeral today where I drank too much at the wake... yeah. This episode is just so I can end this frickin storyline and progress to the next one.
Vegetta: HOLLA IF YOU HEAR ME!
Nevermore & Pwizard: HOLLLLLLAAAAA!
Malyg: ... you guys are awesome...
Pwizard: Whatever you require, I can acquire. You need some new shoes? New pad? New ride?
Lamile: You're the admins of Chuville?!
Pwizard: thats right baby! We own it!
Nevermore: Uptown, downtown, all around! It's all ours!
Malyg: Think you could help us out so we can move onto a different story?
*2 hours later*
Pwizard: This medal goes to Malyg, for outstanding leadership! This medal goes to Ho-Oh for outstanding second hand leadership! This medal goes to SS4 for outstanding charisma! This medal goes to Elite, for dieing so often! This medal goes to Vegetta for being the only sane one! This medal goes to Jane, for supplying our town with weed! This medal goes to Ratchet because he passed his Maths test! This meda; goes to Fault, for some reason. This medal goes to Lamile, because she made a good last minute replacement! This medal goes to GDS, because... yeah. This medal goes to FFqueen for making cameos!
*Elite drops dead to the floor, Planb is seen from the top of a building*
Planb: PAYBACKS A GRANDMOTHER *****!... I was actually aiming for Lamile