The CHUeteers were in the back of the van heading no where in particular. They had parted ways with the mods, who had said they would take care of the evil mods if the CHUeteers would take care of the flamers. It was only half-way down the road where they realised that they hadn't got answers from the mods. They decided to go back, but Vegetta who was driving had decided he is too lazy and they kept on driving. Elite is sulking in the corner.
Elite: I want answers!
Ho-Oh: Aww, Elite. We would of gotten answers but an important thing came up.
Elite: Answers! I want answers!
Malyg: How about this big guy... when we next get the chance we will get double the amount of answers, and we will let you get some.
Elite: I want answer NIAO
Malyg: You can't have them now. Answers gone. They want you to be happy...
Elite looked up with hopeful eyes.
Elite: Answers said that?
Ho-Oh ruffled his hair.
Ho-Oh: They sure did champ. C'mon lets get you up and you can see uncle SS4...
Elite: Yay! SS4!
Jane is getting angry at the lack of weed in her.
Jane: You know I'm getting pretty ****ed off at that damn smile! If you don't say anything I'm gonna rearange that face so it ain't so charismatic.
Jane: Go on! One more time!
Jane: Just once more... go on I dare ya!
Jane: I'm warning you... this is the last time!
Jane: This is my final warning!
Jane: That does it!
Jane gets up but stops when SS4 pulls something out of his pocket.
Jane: Are those... doobie snacks (a pun on scooby snacks! Get it? Get it! I told a funny!)
*2 minutes, 18 seconds later*
Jane: That was a good one. Hehehe. Hahhaha. BWAHAHA. Hohoho. MWAAAH... lol. lul. rofl. lmao. roflmao. roflmaoqxz... And so on a so fourth.
Jane: Don't you die on me!
Jane faints. Ratchet walks past.
Ratchet: OoOoOo is it nap time already?
Planb: I LIKE NAP TIME! MWRAGH! I HAVE MY BLANKIE AND (BAWRGH!) HOT MILK. TIME TO STEP ONTO THE TRAIN TO DREAMLAND! GAWRGH! DO YOU KNOW I TYPE IN CAPS BECAUSE I'M A CAPITAL MAN? MAWRGH! IT'S TRUE!
Fault2k, who had been on his phone for the last 20 minutes got off it.
Fault2k: I got some bone chilling news gentleman!
Jane: *mumbles* Pudding...and...and CHEESE! *mumble* with extra...extra...gangster rap!
Malyg: >.> So whats the news?
Ho-Oh: The idiot fell asleep!
Elite: I don't even see a desk!
Ho-Oh: Oh be quiet Elite.
Fault2k: Huh? Oh! The news! Yes!
Malyg, Elite, Ho-Oh: >.>
Ratchet: Hey? When are we getting to the ice cream van?
Malyg, Elite, Ho-Oh: <.<
Vegetta: First line of the episode w0ot!
Malyg, Elite, Ho-Oh: >.<
Fault2k: Anyway, the haunted house is under attack.
Ratchet: The what?
Malyg: You wouldn't know...
Ratchet: Know what?
Malyg: The haunted house
Ratchet: I'm gonna tend the rabbits Isn't that right George?
Elite: Who's Geor-
Ho-Oh: *to Elite* Just smile and nod your head
Elite does just that
Vegetta: So we going to the haunted house
Ratchet: What haunted house?
*At the haunted house*
Jane: Look an eagle!
Malyg: Thats a butterfly...
Jane: ... oh it is. Look it's Mario!
Malyg: Thats SS4...
Jane: Look its Freddie Kreuger dieing slowly!
Malyg: No thats just... HOLY CRAP IT IS!
Ho-Oh: Man this attack was brutal.
Fault2k: If we hadn't stopped for ice cream we could of prevented this.
Fault2k shoots a glare at Vegetta.
Ratchet: We stopped for ice cream?! How come I didn't get any.
Ratchet is oblivious to the fact he has an ice crean cone in his hand. Everybody just smiles and nods.
A bullet goes off and Elite drops to the floor.
Ho-Oh: OMG! He killed Elite!
Malyg: You bastard!
GDS: Huh? Oh its just you guys. Sorry about your boy. As you can see... they killed everybody. I'm a tad touchy.
PlanB: BAWRGH! WHAT HAPPENED?
GDS: They attacked. Me and cookie monster hid in the basement. Everybody else was too late. It was ok for the first few hours. Then Cookie started going on about cookies and went crazy. I had to put a bullet in him so he didn't kill me or himself.
Vegetta: ...You shot the cookie monster... (probably the sickest thing you've ever read on this site eh?)
GDS: yes! And now he's dead! Just because I didn't bring any cookies with me! I don't deserve to live!
GDS raises the gun to his head.
Malyg: No don't do it! You've got so much to live for!
Ho-Oh: He does?
Lamile appears. Lamile kicks Ho-Oh in the jewels. Lamile disappears. (love you!)
Ho-Oh: Yes..... so *wheeze* much.
Ratchet: hey! Where did this ice-cream come from?
NOW YOU VOTE FOR WHAT HAPPENS NEXT:
A: GDS kills himself B: GDS doesn't kill himself but stays behind C: GDS doesn't kill himself but comes along to get revenge.
big up all da people from the westside crew hate the eastside crew