Patr10t posted on Jul 16, 2008 11:30:36 AM - Report post
I vote See!
I'm a pea**** captain! You gotta let me fly!
ELITE
malyg posted on Jul 16, 2008 12:58:58 PM - Report post
The CHU Chronicles part 9
The CHUeteers are back in the van
Malyg: That was a fun, pointless evening which had nothing to do with the events from earlier that day.
Elite: Would of been more fun if it wasn't for stupid SS4.
SS4:=D
Elite: Yea I'm talking to you! What are you gonna do huh? What are you gonna do?
SS4:=D
Elite: Takes one to know one!
SS4:=D
Elite: I know you are, but what am I?
SS4:=D
Elite: So's your face!
=D
Elite breaksdown and starts crying.
Vegetta: Who the hell are you talking to?
Elite: Your Mama!
Vegetta:
Fault2k: You know what would of been cool? If we got the monsters to fight with us against the flamers and mod squad.
Sophie: Hey! Only half the mod squad thank you very much!
Fault2k: Half, whole, same thing.
Malyg: If only I would of thought of it last night instead of just know so I could of put it as an option instead of thinking about it now and reminisceing over what could of been.
Lamile: OMG! I had the weirdest dream about this self-proclaimed ass man last night
SS4:=D
Vegetta: You had that to? I was having a weird dream about dinosaurs, and then the T-Rex yelled 'I'M AN ASS MAN!' and then I woke up.
Ho-Oh: I was dreaming about these 3 beautiful women *Lamile raises an eyebrow* uhh... they were... destroying the world and then one of them shouted 'I'M AN ASS MAN' then I woke up.
Lamile believed the obvious cover up, and when she turned away Ho-Oh high-fived Malyg. TheCreed (AC) appears in the corner furthest away for Lamile.
TheCreed: I dreamt that 3 beautiful women were giving-
Lamile throws her shoe at TheCreed and it hits him where the sun don't shine.
Vegetta: I felt that one >.<
SS4:=D
TheCreed: *cough* I shall... *wheeze* be back
TheCreed leaves
Malyg: Gotta give him props for commitment
Sophie: Well I had this dream that-
Sophie is cut off as a van rammed into the side of the van.
Malyg: Oh **** cobies!
SS4:=D
Sophie: How rude! This is the second time I have been cut off by something bad happening. It's really grinding my gears!
Fault2k: What the hell is a cobie?
Malyg and SS4 both start giggling like school girls.
Lamile: You didn't answer his question. You just started giggling rather femininely (is that a word?)
Malyg: Well basically-
Ho-Oh: They're not cobies! They are-
Malyg: Thanks for interupting me you jerk! ANYWAY, it was like this.-
Ho-Oh: Malyg shut up and let me talk! They are not cobies they are the mods!
Sophie: Ffs. They are only half the mod squad! I am right here! I risked me life protecting you guys and you don't even acknowledge that I am not part of them! Gawd!
Malyg: Anyway, back to the story about cobies...
Elite: No one cares about the gorram cobies!
Lamile: I did
Malyg: You're only saying that because SS4 is in the story and you don't like him in the story!
Fault2k: Oh please! We don't want to hear the story because it has you and SS4 in it! Who in the right mind would want to read a story which has Malyg and SS4 in it?
Everyone stares at the people reading this... yes thats right! They are looking at you bwoy!
Vegetta: Coming from the guy who gets outsmarted by a guy who calls himself WAFFLES! I think a story with them two would be more interesting then a story with you in it! Who would want to read something on Fault2k?
More stares
Ho-Oh: Stay out of this Vegetta this has nothing to do with you!
Malyg: And what has it got to do with you?!
Ho-Oh: Why don't you let him fight his own battles!
Malyg: Why don't you shut up!
Elite: Why don't you shut up!
Malyg: Why not come up with your own jeers for once!
Meanwhile, outside.
Sophie: What the? Why the hell haven't they started running?! Ffs a bunch of corrupt Mods are after them and they get in a stupid debate! Why the hell am I even helping these guys?
Insom: Because you are too friendly...
Sophie: It was rhetorical! Aww crap you found me
Neo: Yes we have... and it would be best if you told us where the others are.
Sophie: Wait? You didn't hear that... well then I have no clue where they are.
Neo: Oh, I think you do! Don't make us-
42: I just remebered! It's Shibbys birthday! We gotta throw him a party or something.
Neo and Insom: *facepalm*
Back on the van...
Elite: Screw you guys I'm going home!
Elite stands still...
Vegetta: Well...
Elite: I will in a minute... I wanna see how this debate turns out.
Lamile: Guys... has anyone noticed that Sophie has gone and the Mods van next to us is empty.
Vegetta: Do you think she sacrificed herself for us?
Malygs thoughts: *as Sophie* I did not! Come and rescue me!
Malyg: Yes she did! And I don't think she would want us risking our lives to rescure her! Somones has gotta take us out of here.
Elite steps in the driving seat. He drives straight into a tree.
Elite: Oh right... I failed my test
Ho-Oh gets in the seat. He is driving good, but only at 20mph.
Fault2k: Why are we going so slow?
Ho-Oh: I don't wanna get any more points on my license.
Lamile: It's not even your vehicle
Vegetta kicks Ho-Oh out the seat and starts driving faster. He gets a phone call. When it finishes he turns around and talks to the everyone else.
Vegetta: Guys, I just got word that the flamers have attacked-
NOW YOU VOTE FOR WHAT HAPPENS NEXT What did the flamers attack: A: Trollers B: Spammers C: 1bobafettrules' ice cream van
[Edited by malyg, 7/16/2008 12:59:47 PM]
big up all da people from the westside crew hate the eastside crew
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forty-two posted on Jul 16, 2008 1:07:35 PM - Report post
B
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assassincreed posted on Jul 16, 2008 1:08:17 PM - Report post
B
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Elite posted on Jul 16, 2008 1:09:07 PM - Report post
A I'm starting to get rather confused with my character. 😵
Elite He's been here for so long yet he's only made himself known once with Eliteitude...after that...not much else.
Posted by Neo 19/1/10
#Voted favourite mod 2011
Founder of Cow
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Shadow_Of_Death posted on Jul 16, 2008 1:10:03 PM - Report post
How can you be confused with yourself?
You act like that all the time
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malyg posted on Jul 16, 2008 1:15:33 PM - Report post
quote:
originally posted by Elite
A I'm starting to get rather confused with my character. 😵
...
How?
big up all da people from the westside crew hate the eastside crew
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Shadow_Of_Death posted on Jul 16, 2008 1:27:23 PM - Report post