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The CHU chronicles
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    Patr10t posted on Jul 16, 2008 11:30:36 AM - Report post
     
    I vote See!
    I'm a pea**** captain! You gotta let me fly!
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    malyg posted on Jul 16, 2008 12:58:58 PM - Report post
     
    The CHU Chronicles part 9

    The CHUeteers are back in the van

    Malyg: That was a fun, pointless evening which had nothing to do with the events from earlier that day.

    Elite: Would of been more fun if it wasn't for stupid SS4.

    SS4:=D

    Elite: Yea I'm talking to you! What are you gonna do huh? What are you gonna do?

    SS4:=D

    Elite: Takes one to know one!

    SS4:=D

    Elite: I know you are, but what am I?

    SS4:=D

    Elite: So's your face!

    =D

    Elite breaksdown and starts crying.

    Vegetta: Who the hell are you talking to?

    Elite: Your Mama!

    Vegetta:

    Fault2k: You know what would of been cool? If we got the monsters to fight with us against the flamers and mod squad.

    Sophie: Hey! Only half the mod squad thank you very much!

    Fault2k: Half, whole, same thing.

    Malyg: If only I would of thought of it last night instead of just know so I could of put it as an option instead of thinking about it now and reminisceing over what could of been.

    Lamile: OMG! I had the weirdest dream about this self-proclaimed ass man last night

    SS4:=D

    Vegetta: You had that to? I was having a weird dream about dinosaurs, and then the T-Rex yelled 'I'M AN ASS MAN!' and then I woke up.

    Ho-Oh: I was dreaming about these 3 beautiful women *Lamile raises an eyebrow* uhh... they were... destroying the world and then one of them shouted 'I'M AN ASS MAN' then I woke up.

    Lamile believed the obvious cover up, and when she turned away Ho-Oh high-fived Malyg. TheCreed (AC) appears in the corner furthest away for Lamile.

    TheCreed: I dreamt that 3 beautiful women were giving-

    Lamile throws her shoe at TheCreed and it hits him where the sun don't shine.

    Vegetta: I felt that one >.<

    SS4:=D

    TheCreed: *cough* I shall... *wheeze* be back

    TheCreed leaves

    Malyg: Gotta give him props for commitment

    Sophie: Well I had this dream that-

    Sophie is cut off as a van rammed into the side of the van.

    Malyg: Oh **** cobies!

    SS4:=D

    Sophie: How rude! This is the second time I have been cut off by something bad happening. It's really grinding my gears!

    Fault2k: What the hell is a cobie?

    Malyg and SS4 both start giggling like school girls.

    Lamile: You didn't answer his question. You just started giggling rather femininely (is that a word?)

    Malyg: Well basically-

    Ho-Oh: They're not cobies! They are-

    Malyg: Thanks for interupting me you jerk! ANYWAY, it was like this.-

    Ho-Oh: Malyg shut up and let me talk! They are not cobies they are the mods!

    Sophie: Ffs. They are only half the mod squad! I am right here! I risked me life protecting you guys and you don't even acknowledge that I am not part of them! Gawd!

    Malyg: Anyway, back to the story about cobies...

    Elite: No one cares about the gorram cobies!

    Lamile: I did

    Malyg: You're only saying that because SS4 is in the story and you don't like him in the story!

    Fault2k: Oh please! We don't want to hear the story because it has you and SS4 in it! Who in the right mind would want to read a story which has Malyg and SS4 in it?

    Everyone stares at the people reading this... yes thats right! They are looking at you bwoy!

    Vegetta: Coming from the guy who gets outsmarted by a guy who calls himself WAFFLES! I think a story with them two would be more interesting then a story with you in it! Who would want to read something on Fault2k?

    More stares

    Ho-Oh: Stay out of this Vegetta this has nothing to do with you!

    Malyg: And what has it got to do with you?!

    Ho-Oh: Why don't you let him fight his own battles!

    Malyg: Why don't you shut up!

    Elite: Why don't you shut up!

    Malyg: Why not come up with your own jeers for once!

    Meanwhile, outside.

    Sophie: What the? Why the hell haven't they started running?! Ffs a bunch of corrupt Mods are after them and they get in a stupid debate! Why the hell am I even helping these guys?

    Insom: Because you are too friendly...

    Sophie: It was rhetorical! Aww crap you found me

    Neo: Yes we have... and it would be best if you told us where the others are.

    Sophie: Wait? You didn't hear that... well then I have no clue where they are.

    Neo: Oh, I think you do! Don't make us-

    42: I just remebered! It's Shibbys birthday! We gotta throw him a party or something.

    Neo and Insom: *facepalm*

    Back on the van...

    Elite: Screw you guys I'm going home!

    Elite stands still...

    Vegetta: Well...

    Elite: I will in a minute... I wanna see how this debate turns out.

    Lamile: Guys... has anyone noticed that Sophie has gone and the Mods van next to us is empty.

    Vegetta: Do you think she sacrificed herself for us?

    Malygs thoughts: *as Sophie* I did not! Come and rescue me!

    Malyg: Yes she did! And I don't think she would want us risking our lives to rescure her! Somones has gotta take us out of here.

    Elite steps in the driving seat. He drives straight into a tree.

    Elite: Oh right... I failed my test

    Ho-Oh gets in the seat. He is driving good, but only at 20mph.

    Fault2k: Why are we going so slow?

    Ho-Oh: I don't wanna get any more points on my license.

    Lamile: It's not even your vehicle

    Vegetta kicks Ho-Oh out the seat and starts driving faster. He gets a phone call. When it finishes he turns around and talks to the everyone else.

    Vegetta: Guys, I just got word that the flamers have attacked-

    NOW YOU VOTE FOR WHAT HAPPENS NEXT
    What did the flamers attack:
    A: Trollers
    B: Spammers
    C: 1bobafettrules' ice cream van

    [Edited by malyg, 7/16/2008 12:59:47 PM]
    big up all da people from the westside crew
    hate the eastside crew
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    forty-two posted on Jul 16, 2008 1:07:35 PM - Report post
     
    B
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    assassincreed posted on Jul 16, 2008 1:08:17 PM - Report post
     
    B
     
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    Elite posted on Jul 16, 2008 1:09:07 PM - Report post
     
    A
    I'm starting to get rather confused with my character. 😵
    Elite
    He's been here for so long yet he's only made himself known once with Eliteitude...after that...not much else.

    Posted by Neo 19/1/10

    #Voted favourite mod 2011

    Founder of Cow

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    Shadow_Of_Death posted on Jul 16, 2008 1:10:03 PM - Report post
     
    How can you be confused with yourself?

    You act like that all the time
     
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    malyg posted on Jul 16, 2008 1:15:33 PM - Report post
     
    quote:
    originally posted by Elite

    A
    I'm starting to get rather confused with my character. 😵

    ...

    How?

    big up all da people from the westside crew
    hate the eastside crew
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    Shadow_Of_Death posted on Jul 16, 2008 1:27:23 PM - Report post
     
    I vote A!
     
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