Off-Topic Discussions

B
WAFFLES SHALL LAST FOREVER(under the mercy of malyg)

C

A

i big fight may ensue...

I say B. We can do it without the trollers...
*wooaw, i am the boss *

You are in charge
Well I seem to be the brains of the operation though and SS is hilarious

A!
Too many B voters.

This is great so far

A - 2
B - 7
C - 4

Looks like I am doing number B (C WUT I DID?!)

Be up between half an hour and an hour.

The CHU chronicles part 5

The 5 CHUeteers approached the ice cream van. Malyg notices the ice cream van is called "The Bobas Feet #2".

Malyg: Hey! You were that bartender!

1bobafettrules: Uh no!

Malyg: You are! You are! Your pub burnt down!

1bobafettrules: Yeah, thanks for the memories. It was your fault the pub burned down anyway! It was you they were after! I should sue you for £200,000... but I am willing to let it all go if you just give me £10.

Malyg: ...just get me an Ice Lolly

1bobafettrules gives Malyg his Ice Lolly.

1bobafettrules: That will be £10

Malyg: ...The sign says £0.50

1bobafettrules: ...Just give me the money kid

Malyg hands over the money and SS4 is next in line

1bobafettrules: What will you have?

SS4: =D

1bobafettrules:...

SS4: =D

1bobafettrules: Haha very funny! Seriously what do you want?

SS4: =D

1bobafettrules: You're having a 99 flake and you will bloomin enjoy it!

SS4: =D

1bobafettrules makes SS4 his 99 flake and gives it to him

1bobafettrules: Thats £10

SS4: =D

SS4 punches 1bobafettrules in the face and walks away. Elite is next

Elite: Hello I'm Elite and I would like a syrup flavoured triple chocolate cinnamon swirl with nuts

1bobafettrules: lol.. wut

Elite: Don't talk to me just get the ice cream

1bobafettrules: I think we ran out of those...

Elite: We never run out of ice cream at Burger King. Just get me a mint flavoured one.

1bobafettrules: We don't have those either

Elite: Well what do you have?

1bobafettrules: Cheese flavour or Mountain Dew flavour

Elite: What the? That's disgusting! We don't have THAT at Burger King... who buys them? That's disgu- I'll take the cheese one.

Elite is given his cheese ice cream and Vegetta steps up.

Vegetta: Get me a syrup flavoured triple chocolate cinnamon swirl with nuts

1bobafettrules: Here you are Vegetta!

1bobafettrules gives Vegetta a syrup flavoured triple chocolate cinnamon swirl with nuts

1bobafettrules: Thats £10...

Vegetta: Ok here you are.

1bobafettrules: What? Seriously?!

Vegetta: lol no.

Ho-Oh is next

Ho-Oh: 99 flake with everything on it!

1bobafettrules gives Ho-Oh his 99 flake with everything on it.

1bobafettrules: That would be £10 sir.

Ho-Oh Here you are my kind sir!

Ho-Oh hands 1bobafettrules rules £10 and walks away.

*15 minutes later*

The 5 CHUeteers enter the pub called 'Three Billy Goats Gruff'. They are approached by 2 trollers.

AssasinCreed: Hey guys how is everyone doing?

Ho-Oh: Good!

AssasinCreed: Just like how your mum was last night? (Yes AssasinCreed is The Todd... I mentioned it a few pages back but I didn't get any volunteers )

Ho-Oh:

Shadow of Death: Dammit The Creed! I am sick of your sexual innuendos!

AssainCreed: In YOUR endo!

Awkward silence. A random glass bottle gets chucked across the room and lands. GLASS SHATTERS. Stone Cold Steve Austin enters.

Austin: I was sittin round back there

Ho-Oh: Round back where?

Austin: Watch your mouth son!

Ho-Oh: What?

Austin: Don't start that crap again!

Shadow Of Death: Why are you here?

Austin: Anyway, I was round back drinking some beer

Malyg: This is CHU-

Austin: I had 1 can

Malyg: Yeah, but-

Austin: ...2 cans...

Elite: I thought you had one can.

Austin: ...3 cans...

SS4: =D

Austin: I almost had the whole damn case!

Vegetta: So?

Austin: But I have 1 bottle left and I want to give it to AssasinCreed. He seems like a nice kid

AssasinCreed: Thats what your mum said about her virginity!

AssasinCreed takes the bottle and STUNNER!

AssainCreed:

Stone Cold celebrates as the CHUeteers and Shadow of Death sneak off to the trollers gang boss.

Shadow of Death: These 5 people are here to see you boss.

The CHUeteers enter the room to see who the boss is.

Vegetta: What the deuce?

Elite: Jeez Luigi!

Malyg: I can't believe it!

Ho-Oh: I can't believe its not butter! ... In all serious though this is a big twist!

SS4: =D

Drpepperfanatic: Errrr... Hi honey

Malyg: I thought you were having tea!

A cough is heard.

Drpepperfanatic: I was! *another cough* But we got tired of having tea *a third cough, so I came to check up on my gang!

Vegetta: Hold up. Are you saying we have been at war with a housewife?! SS4 what are your thoughts on this?

SS4: =D

Vegetta: My thoughs exactly

Ho-Oh: Anywho, we came to ask if you, and 2 other people want to attack the flamers! *Ho-Oh explains the rest of the plan* (I'm running out of characters here!)

Drpepperfanatic: A very good plan, but here is the problem. As in most movies, when a person goes to war with their enemy as an allie, the enemy/allie always ends up dieing. And I don't feel like dieing!

Malyg: Yes, but you see as the main characters wife, you have a better chance of getting captured by the flamers before we start an attack. (spoilers much)

Drpepperfanatic: True, but as you pointed out, I am the main characters wife and the main character always sets free his wife/girlfriend. The answer is no, and you can not convince me other wise. Hmph!

Now you vote for what happens next:

A: Drpepperfanatic has a change of heart
B: The CHUeteers leave, only to find out the trollers are being attacked!
C: A Keanu Reeves type character turns up to help with the attack