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Any body got some funny morrowind stroies or cool gitches? Pots here

well, i dont know if youll think its funny, but i think it is, my xbox is kinda cracked out for some reason and morrowing goty plays, but not smoothly, and ive found two slaughter fish on land, its just a glitch or somthing but it looked funny to see the fish animate its mouth and just stuck on some small island,it was near the dragonbone curiass, i wonder if anyone else has seen a fish on land?...oh and another thing, i was mad at my game so i killed evreyone in vivec, then i went to ebonheart, and killed them there....then i used my recall spell to go to caldera and i killed them all, i was using the deadric cresent and a deadric bow enchanted with fortify marksman(rays bow of sight is what i named it) and i was using the poision grip arrows that you get in mournhold that are insane, then i got bored and quit.i thought it was funny, i can kill anything in that world.

well this happens to me alot but i think its kinda funny. when im walking around vivic sometimes i just fall through the floor and land and the floor below me. I also somtimes skip the floors and land under the earths crust and theres like this weird water under the earths crust and i cant get out so i eventually drown. oh and i have ony enchanted 1 weapon and named it it was a deadric wazachazika (or sumthing like that) and i enchanted it with weakness to poisen and poisen damage. i called it a rusted piece of metal. and it was pretty powerful so i ended up killing alot of things with just a rusty peice of metal.

Nice now I need to get a rusty wooden spoon of doom

ok this is a money/weapon glich to get u started. start out born under the tower when u go outside look for the census and excise wherhouse (the lock level is like 45)unlock it with ur power and the guard should notice so pay him the gold wich is only 10 go inside the place then make sure no ones watching and steal everything u want/need MAKE SURE U GET THE MOONSUGAR/SCOOMA if u want to get more moonsugar from the smuggler place by the silt strider go to balmora report to caius casades then to nine toes and get more moon sugar now heres the glitch go to the trader in balmora with the deadric weapons sell him the moonsugar and skooma ( slowly with 24 hour waits every time he runs out of money) ok u sould have some starting cash ok now kill him and take all the stuff he has on him Especially the magic weapons and the moonsugar and scooma put all the stuff that u dont need in one of his boxes becouse his body dissepears drop ur stolen goods go outside and pay the fine then get ur stuff and go to the mages guild down the stairs in the backroom is akhajit or something sell the moonsugar and skooma to her then go get the deadric weaponsthat u put in the box then go buy some nice armor and vuela ur a ok charicter

also my cd is scratched up so this is probably a result of that i was attaked by 2 of those 2 legged mouth-monster thingys i was almost dead so i uused divine intervintion and when i emrged they were with me lukily they ran out into the town and everybody ran away including the guards so i ransaked the place unfortunatly when i opened one of the chests i forgot it was trapped and with me having like 2 health i died

I have an idea to keep from dying.theres a glitch that if you put in any of the health codes,(exp:black,white,black,black,black) while your holding down a to refil your health, keep holding a and press b so then the code stays on.

[Edited by LastRequest, 12/22/2004 10:09:20 AM]

I was playing and i had a bounty on my head for killing the emperor and all of his brothers and the dukes. so i was on my way to fort moonmoth when i come across this one guy. i started to talk and then he said, "you have a very high price on your head.until you clear your name or pay your debt to society we'll have nothing to do with you." so i look at my bounty and i see the price and i just stare....my bounty was 4,579,325 i kept staring and staring and then i saved and named my file "Morrowinds Most Wanted"