My rules would be:
1.) Ownership of at least one Halo game on any platform.
2.) Must be a CHU member for 6 months.
3.) All new applicants are voted on by the members.
4.) Must not spam, flame, etc.
5.) Must blame Global Warming on Drugs eating too many burritos.
6.) Must have 1000+ posts.
I like Zeth's proposals best. Maybe we should make a poll when all suggestions are in.