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i've got another one but i warn you it's not that good

A man walks into a bar!

OUCH!!!

a man takes his rabbit to a resaurant and orders a ham toastie for him and a cheese toastie for his rabbit,
the next day he takes his rabbit back to the restaurant and orders a cheese toastie for himself and a ham toastie for his rabbit,
the next day they both have a tuna toastie.

The 4th day the man goes in on his own and the waiter comes up to him and says "where's your rabbit today sir?"

The man replies in a sad voice "he died of mix-o-me-toasties" lol

ive got a good one but kinda dirty


how do you make a billiards table laugh ?

put your hands down its pockets and tickle its balls

That was weird.

ive herd that joke so many times its sooo origional

Ok there was 3 mice at a bar. The mice gets into an argument on whos the best so the first mouse says"I'm so good that when I get home I'm gonna get the cheese from the mouse traps." The next mouse says"Man thats nothing, I'm so good when I get home I take food from the refidgerator."Than the last mouse says"Can we rap this conversation up I got to get home and screw the cat." Hope that one was funny for you guys!

I've noticed that they're getting better. Right now I dont have any jokes. But mabey later

That was funny