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    mkeywood posted on Mar 26, 2007 6:28:34 AM - Report post
     
    i've got another one but i warn you it's not that good

    A man walks into a bar!

    OUCH!!!
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    mkeywood posted on Mar 26, 2007 6:33:31 AM - Report post
     
    a man takes his rabbit to a resaurant and orders a ham toastie for him and a cheese toastie for his rabbit,
    the next day he takes his rabbit back to the restaurant and orders a cheese toastie for himself and a ham toastie for his rabbit,
    the next day they both have a tuna toastie.

    The 4th day the man goes in on his own and the waiter comes up to him and says "where's your rabbit today sir?"

    The man replies in a sad voice "he died of mix-o-me-toasties" lol
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    lewis rfc posted on Mar 26, 2007 9:03:08 AM - Report post
     
    ive got a good one but kinda dirty


    how do you make a billiards table laugh ?

    put your hands down its pockets and tickle its balls
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    Chingy42007 posted on Mar 26, 2007 9:40:34 AM - Report post
     
    quote:
    originally posted by lewis rfc

    ive got a good one but kinda dirty


    how do you make a billiards table laugh ?

    put your hands down its pockets and tickle its balls

    That was weird.

     
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    Vonfuzzball posted on Mar 26, 2007 9:48:00 AM - Report post
     
    quote:
    originally posted by Chingy42007

    quote:
    originally posted by lewis rfc

    ive got a good one but kinda dirty


    how do you make a billiards table laugh ?

    put your hands down its pockets and tickle its balls

    That was weird.

    ive herd that joke so many times its sooo origional

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    The_Golden_1 posted on Mar 26, 2007 2:12:09 PM - Report post
     
    Ok there was 3 mice at a bar. The mice gets into an argument on whos the best so the first mouse says"I'm so good that when I get home I'm gonna get the cheese from the mouse traps." The next mouse says"Man thats nothing, I'm so good when I get home I take food from the refidgerator."Than the last mouse says"Can we rap this conversation up I got to get home and screw the cat." Hope that one was funny for you guys!
     
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    Ladst3r posted on Mar 26, 2007 4:20:06 PM - Report post
     
    I've noticed that they're getting better. Right now I dont have any jokes. But mabey later
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    pisces posted on Mar 26, 2007 7:37:03 PM - Report post
     


    That was funny
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