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[Edited by Moderator Neo7, 3/14/2007 1:24:38 PM]

We had some awesome rap battle topics back in the day, I never participated just watched. Here's a pretty funny/awesome rap by dangerdoom called aqua teen hunger force(it's a show off adult swim)

Aiyyo, I know this dude right
Carl, he wore tight blue sweats but wasn't glued too tight
All he had upstairs was a crude light
You think that's weird? He lived next door to a food fight
Howdy Danger, much obliged for the beat God
Even though you still eat lard, by the Meatwad
Mesquite charred, speakin of which or who
Voice all squeaky like they tuned it up a pitch or two
A cuhnk of burned up witch's brew, get your crew
See if they can't get pat the stench of the stew
It stank like a septic tank full of big poo
He mostly only turned into a frank or a igloo
Switch your view to the brother with the fried dreads
Not to be confused with the incense selling thai heads
His name rhymes with Mike-****
You could call him livewire, eye sockets, Frylock
Able to shoot electricity through his eyeballs
And blast all through your single sided brick and drywall
More interesting than professional wrestling
When he's online, you can find him on Instant Pestering
What's up with your boy? He's not a soft or hot drink
Whoever don't like it could suck his straw, it's hot pink
On some junk like Gucci on a classy ho
Might splash you in the face with nuclear pistachio
Make a fast break, or that'll be the last mistake
that ass'll make is what you get for messin with Master Shake
Look out, don't block the screen son, lunge across
Tryin to watch [Adult Swim], "Aqua Teen Hunger Force!"
Rock this cult hymn, sock your mean younger boss
Psht - [Adult Swim], "Aqua Teen Hunger Force!"
He often wondered, should he get the logo tatted to his woody?
He could be "#1 in the hood, G!"

To hear it go to myspace.com/dangerdoom

I'm cool,
not a fool,
I like swimming pools,
because they are damm right cool.

I wished upon a star
While drinking at a bar
Yes a looked like a fool
But I thought I looked very cool
The next day I went to school
Well it didn't work out cause of a hangover
So I left with a bang
Bam Bam Bam
I like yam.

What is the meaning,
of sitting in my garden weeding,
or beading,
as I look at the ceiling,
teething.

man its been a while
as long as things don't get too personal I think it'll be fine, just watch what you rap

here goes *ahem*

I'm laying it down
Gotta defend my crown
all these rap haters around
they just cant stand our sound
but we be lost in the beat
and we're not feeling their heat
'cause in this battle we meet
and our enemies we defeat
we just rocking this site
and it may stir up a fight
but if we rock it just right
then we'll have a good night
some of these flows are just killer
so let of your nine miller-
meter steel pocket filler
nothings more iller
than what we got right here
you know that we do not care
step right up if you dare
thats how i spit it right there...


well, longer than i hoped for lol
peace



[Edited by potato_chips, 3/7/2007 5:35:27 PM]

*Bows down to the king*

Huh? I can't rap