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They're so ugly whenever they go near a toilet, it flushes.
They're so short, i bet they can sit in a machbox and swing their legs.
Their so dumb, if they go to a mind reader they d'get half-price.
Their breath is so bad i bet people d'look forward to their farts.
They stink so bad if they sit in the sand, cats try to burry them. They're so ugly, i bet their faces make onions cry.

I'm just jokin!

[Edited by vassio, 1/4/2007 4:10:52 AM]